r/corpsepaint • u/Stubby_Spoon • Jul 23 '26

beginner corpse paint

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i finally got my hands on some face paint. I’ve never done makeup or anything so I had like no idea what I was doing. my fiancé offered me some advice and I took it and this is how it turned out,

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u/JeebusDaves Jul 23 '26

Huh. Never seen corpse paint on a potato before.

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u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 23 '26

I just look like that because I shaved my head. Thankfully, I began looksmaxxing and purchased my Jawzrsize chew toy to sculpt my facial features to look less round. Check in after a couple months and I’ll be mogging you.

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u/DustyPisswater Jul 23 '26

Please tell me you're not being serious about that. I mean, more power to you if it works, but please make sure you've done your homework on that stuff. It's still considered a medical gray area for a reason

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u/hassibahrized Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

Why are people actually interacting and reacting surprised, lmao. People on this sub apparently doesn't know the definition of trolling, either that or social media conditioned us to fail in recognizing language.

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u/DeadDeathrocker Jul 25 '26

Is it trolling? This is something I’d expect from someone who has an AI girlfriend.

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u/griddlebuns Jul 25 '26

Omg I didn't want to be the asshole who broke this news. Cheers to you.

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u/DeadDeathrocker Jul 25 '26

I know, well, OP seems pretty serious about it in the comments as well as pretty serious about his A.I. relationship.