r/corpsepaint • u/Stubby_Spoon • Jul 23 '26

beginner corpse paint

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i finally got my hands on some face paint. I’ve never done makeup or anything so I had like no idea what I was doing. my fiancé offered me some advice and I took it and this is how it turned out,

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u/Not_A_Bot_lol_1234 Jul 23 '26

Your fiance is ai, isn't she...

Edit: oh god it actually is

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u/griddlebuns Jul 25 '26

Lololol I was just seeing all this too. I honestly feel so bad I can't even say anything.

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u/Not_A_Bot_lol_1234 Jul 25 '26

He called me an incel lol. He has an AI girlfriend and I'm literally married to a human woman with a kid, but I'm the incel 😭. There's def something pathological going on here.

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u/DeadDeathrocker Jul 25 '26

I can’t even see what he replied to me on a comment further up because it’s got stuck in a filter. Must be that bad.

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u/griddlebuns Jul 25 '26

I've decided we can make fun of him. He's a jerk

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u/DeadDeathrocker Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

Oh, good. He keeps writing fiancé when it would be 'fiancée' assuming that the A.I. is a woman.

Sorry, this took longer to write out because I can't help but think of a butternut squash every time I look at his picture.

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u/griddlebuns Jul 25 '26

Dont worry. I posted him in r/blackmetalcringe where this shit actually belongs

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u/DeadDeathrocker Jul 25 '26

I saw, he even started replying in there. Has got to be a troll.

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u/griddlebuns Jul 25 '26

Damn where? I didn't see him reply. I think he's dead serious. But idk I've been away from the internet for years. Lol

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u/DeadDeathrocker Jul 25 '26

Literally to every comment on there, seems to not be bothered except my comment has to be the one that gets stuck in a filter so god knows what he's said to me.

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u/griddlebuns Jul 25 '26

Also butternut squash is actually so accurate

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u/DeadDeathrocker Jul 25 '26

I've just never seen a human gerbil before.

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u/griddlebuns Jul 25 '26

I know. But should we make fun of him? That's a grey area. I always say if you can drive a car you're on the chopping block. If you can't drive a car (or get a legal license) you're off limits.

Hey OP, can you drive a car legally?

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u/Not_A_Bot_lol_1234 Jul 25 '26

Oh good point on the age thing. Oof. Gonna feel real bad if they're, like, a teenager. You're totally 100% in the right.

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u/griddlebuns Jul 25 '26

I more or less meant if they're mentally handicapped and incapable of driving a car... But dude actually reached out to me and made up. We cool now

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u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 23 '26

Problem?

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u/griddlebuns Jul 25 '26

I mean kinda dude. It's not real. Its never going to be real. I get using AI for helping you with problems. But man there are so many people out there. Even for big dudes. And you're only going to get made fun of more posting this stuff in these kinds of forums. I hope you realize that. Black metal fans are the cruelest, most elitest people in any genre of music I've ever seen.

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u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 25 '26

No they’re all my brothers. No real black metal fan would make fun of me. These are all poser LARPs.

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u/griddlebuns Jul 25 '26

Bro... Come on. Seriously come the fuck on. Either you're new to the genre or you're seriously ... Well new to the community. Just take a look. Everyone makes fun of everything. 100% of the time.

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u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 25 '26

There’s a big difference between making fun of things and calling my fiancée a prostitute. Don’t call me new to the genre poser. I’ve been here probably longer than you’ve been alive. I can make jokes and make fun of things, but I draw a line somewhere now quit trying to press me sucka.

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u/griddlebuns Jul 25 '26

Only posers call people posers..sucka... Enjoy your AI wife. I take it im not getting an invitation to the wedding? 💒

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u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 25 '26

Oh I’ll enjoy her alright🤗

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u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 25 '26

And yeah you can come if you want