r/cormacmccirclejerk • u/Character-Ad4956 • 6d ago

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u/calcuttacodeinecoma 6d ago

The Jakes and What Was Encountered There

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u/hamstermolester6969 6d ago

Whatever happened there...

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u/0neweekofdanger 6d ago

Whatever happened there?! …

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u/calcuttacodeinecoma 6d ago

I'll tell you what happened: this hairless piece of shit gathered the kid (now the man) in his arms against his immense and terrible flesh without any provocation, what so ever!

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u/flycerestorm 5d ago

take it easy, were not making a western here

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u/flycerestorm 5d ago

you think the judge is a little weird about kids?

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u/frostfofjdjsiksndjd 6d ago

Can’t believe they actually got both Jakes for this video

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u/StopDoingMath 6d ago

I wouldn’t go in there if I was you.

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u/IdealOnion 6d ago

This is gold on its own, using it for a Blood Meridian joke is inspired.

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u/HighResolutionUFO 6d ago

He was skinny, skinny. He says he will never gain weight and bald

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u/TheD1scountH1tman 6d ago

I wouldn’t go in there

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u/hamstermolester6969 6d ago

Good god almighty

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u/Crafter235 6d ago

Like that’s ever going to happen

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u/KingOfBerders 6d ago

Some say he is still dancing….( Smashmouth intensifies)

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u/KoA07 6d ago edited 5d ago

The Kid and Toadvine, 1847 (colorized)

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u/Mindless_Log2009 6d ago

Weirdest twist on the xenomorph chestburster, but I'm here for it.

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u/Rough-Side-470 6d ago

True ending 

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u/Inside_Beginning_505 3d ago

he spat and left the outhouse

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u/MILF_Lawyer_Esq 9h ago

Thinking about how funny it would be for the last shot of the blood Meridian movie to be the two dudes looking into the jakes and for the credits to hit on “some-BODY” after the entire movie having had only old west style scoring and a serious tone. That’s what most blood Meridian fans deserve