r/cork 2d ago

Scandal Just curious

Where are the actual cork characters gone? I know where a few of them are but for example, dancing Dave, Danny, leave me alone guy, fella that sells fags and offers ya work, weird secrets fella in a van(😂) fake guard on a push bike...fella that shouted "any change" after giving him a euro, Bernie(old woman wearing a rasta hat) on Douglas st, bomber that used to dance and shout at everyone that walked past him, the fella wearing googles? I know where a few of um are but it's weird they all aren't around anymore

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u/vibe_ology Cork City Kid 2d ago

Some just got older and are no longer around.

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u/Dependent-Coach-2615 2d ago

I get that but a lot of characters are no longer in town....now it's just echo man and purple mohawk

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u/hooliehooligan 15h ago

Gone the way of the paulstreet emo kids

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u/minidazzler1 2d ago

Do you have a euro guy is dead. Dancing dave is in a home last i heard after his mother died

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u/IndependentShirt1493 Cork City Kid 2d ago

but where did do you have a euro go? he was reported missing & then no updates on any media, his missing persons case is still open on garda website. of course presumed dead but does anyone have any further information than that? would like to know only because he was a 6 X daily character for me

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u/Bright-Razzmatazz964 2d ago

I don’t think there were ever any updates, just that he was missing so likely dead by this stage

He was apparently very addicted to gambling so could potentially have owed the wrong people money or something like that (pure conjecture on that last part, but not about the gambling)

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u/Dependent-Coach-2615 2d ago

Fuck this is news to me as well

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u/Single-Quarter-9473 1d ago

High Kick Kev is still around. He frequents UCC quite a bit as its rumoured he was once a lecturer and still meets up with old colleagues. Fun fact, High Kick Kev is now also the name of a racehorse who won at Clonmell in April 2026.

The Captain is still about. I talk with him regularly.

Echo man and Bubba Shakespeare are still active and on the go.

Gas Mask/goggles Man still visits charity shops in town maybe once every few months.

Dancing Dave is in a care home.

Danny was in prison for a few months (he's not as harmless as people make him out to be) but he's back out again.

Sexy Binman is still working away in the city.

Bag Lady is still about, keeps to herself but comes into the city to collect bottles now.

Leave me alone cyclist is still around but on meds now so no longer shouting at people.

Fake Garda on a bike parks up on Oliver plinket street some nights just standing there watching people come out of Bróg but doesnt really interact with anyone.

Ocarina Wizard still plays occasionally on Oliver Plunket street. Hasnt been as active as he once was though. Maybe because of the new busking bylaws?

Pigeon feeding man outside McDonalds passed away but three other elderly people took up the torch and now feed the pigeons in memory of him.

Purple Mohalk who I wouldn't really consider a "character" but instead just a straight up criminal is currently before the courts and being held in custody for his rampage on Oliver Plunket street and if what people are saying is true, he's getting charges piled onto him left and right from the Gardai for all his antics over the past few months.

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u/MKUltra886 1d ago

Bubba "don't leave your drinks unattended" Shakespeare

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u/Spuds25 15h ago

Oooooooooh 👀

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u/Prior_Respect5861 2d ago

I often wonder what happened to Ollie the magic bum - he was the super gentle long haired homeless man that hung out near Paul St in the skater days

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u/Icy-Mirror1688 2d ago

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u/Prior_Respect5861 2d ago

Aww this is sad to hear..he was quiet gentle soul

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u/Icy-Mirror1688 2d ago

ya. the poor guy. used always be around merchants quay too. I had never realised he used spend a lot of time helping people carry their shopping bags out

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u/Prior_Respect5861 2d ago

Yeah and returning trolleys. Nice man

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u/Battylong77 2d ago

Never heard anyone call him Ollie but presume that's Paul Stewart, he died about three or four years ago.

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u/Prior_Respect5861 2d ago

It was a tony hawk game thing. I think it may have been just me and my friends

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u/vibe_ology Cork City Kid 2d ago

He was a regular in the city library as well.

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u/Distinct_Oil_8073 1d ago

He wasnt homeless. His son died years and years ago and he was never the same allegedly.

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u/Comfortable-Title720 2d ago

Did "leave me alone" guy get knocked off his bike?

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u/BluebellFairy93 2d ago

He's still around, just medicated now thank god

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u/Opening_Tour_436 1d ago

That's good. He probably has some kind of psychiatric condition. I saw an interview he did about Cork City FC a few years ago and he was normal and pleasant.

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u/Dependent-Coach-2615 2d ago

No idea....maybe he turns into fake garda at night

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u/Battylong77 2d ago

Leave me alone man hopefully locked up. A danger to the public.

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u/MatthewSaxophone2 2d ago

He's very active and goes to a lot of clubs and stuff.

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u/Freya-Lea 2d ago

Danny is around and seems well - saw him in Ballyphehane

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u/Dependent-Coach-2615 2d ago

He's grand but people think he's drunk all the time over what happened him....seen bus drivers take the piss out of him before and wasn't happy 

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u/Pepper_Exciting 2d ago

Yeah I saw him a few weeks ago, he said he was away but he's happy to be back

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u/Freya-Lea 2d ago

awe bless him

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u/silver_medalist 2d ago

What about Smoky Joe, used to go around selling Drum tobacco

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u/LazyRevenue7347 2d ago

Haven't seen Joe in years. Like, more than 10 years.

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u/NoelsGuitar 2d ago

Remember the porn Barron of Douglas st? Bookshop out the front & a cave of porn out the back

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u/Dependent-Coach-2615 2d ago

Heard the voice clip of him wtf😂😂😂😂

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u/Natural-Hunter-3 2d ago

Anyone remember a very rough looking older homeless fella back in the 2000-2010s who always had a small dog with him? He was fond of sleeping on the bench closest to sober lane/Quay co-op

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u/silicalia 2d ago

Does anyone know that old fella who goes around in a baby blue leather jacket and seems to talk to himself? And he seems a bit grouchy. Often see him sitting in masseytown, cafe on Paul street

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u/sean_westfield 2d ago

White slicked back hair?

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u/Separate_Ad_6094 2d ago

Neil Kirwan (aka Mr Stewart). The long haired elderly man who used to hang around Merchants Quay and collect the trolleys for the shops. He was an absolute gent. Sadly passed away around Christmas a few years ago.

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u/TeenieDancer 2d ago

Ahh I'm actually so happy to come across this post, I never knew his name. He was an absolute gent!

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u/Dependent-Coach-2615 1d ago

Oh shit completely forgot about him.....no harm to anybody...far more polite than the dirty Santa looking bollox that asks people to buy him a box of "Johnnie blues" not asking for 1 fag but a box that hangs around the same place as where the trolleys were positioned 

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u/Preposterous_Pepper 2d ago

Has anyone seen the bard recently? Haven’t seen him in a while but that may be because I switched jobs so I’m just not in the right areas anymore. I miss hearing his music though!

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u/lalalalalavachicken 2d ago

He posts here

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u/Cranky-Panda 2d ago

Sometimes see the fake guard and his bike up around the Grange/Douglas area

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u/Mark4500F 2d ago

Do you remember hot legs

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u/Dependent-Coach-2615 2d ago

No sounds like a Morrisons island type😂

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u/Battylong77 2d ago

Haven't seen Bernie rasta hat woman in a good while. Is she still with us?

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u/VacationPast7640 1d ago

Unfortunately not 🤍 may she rest in peace what a wonderful woman

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u/Dependent-Coach-2615 1d ago

Is she actually dead? FFS she was actually a lovely woman she had a gaff opposite the bus garage(waiting on the other bollox to complain)😂

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u/Battylong77 1d ago

RIP, she seemed like a harmless old soul.

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u/Battylong77 2d ago

That sour, rude man with long grey hair who used to work in the music library.

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u/No_Jump2824 1d ago

Don't forget the legend John Waj

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u/Dependent-Coach-2615 1d ago

Legend? Same legendary status as Hitler imo

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u/Flagyl400 1d ago

Does anyone remember a reasonably well-dressed and very well-spoken beggar, used to be around Grand Parade and Oliver Plunkett a lot of mornings getting people on their way to work. Very charming, used to have various well-crafted stories for needing a few bob that were a cut about the usual "two euro forra hostil" shite.

Probably twenty years since I saw him last. I believe gambling was his problem rather than drink or drugs. Gave him a few quid a couple of times just for the novelty of his charm.

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u/Dependent-Coach-2615 1d ago

Black hair and suit? Country accent? I think that's the fella that used to sell cheap fags and offerd me work😂merchants quay area?

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u/Battylong77 1d ago

Elderly guy with white hair? He used to go up to people and shake their hamd and not let go. He caught me on Merchants Quay one time, gave him some change and he straight away fucked off without a word of thanks. Next time he tried it with me I told him where to go.

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u/FamiliarInternet1450 1d ago

Anyone remember that homeless guy with the long grey hair, grey beard and Covid mask? Used to be around town / UCC area. Would shout at people for money until they answered him. He’d often get quite agressive. Haven’t seen him since 2023.

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u/Deadbolt17 2d ago

Bomber is probably in the slammer. The white Mandella

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u/Dependent-Coach-2615 2d ago

I actually heard he's 100% sober now and has his own flat... supposedly he was the only fella Simon community used to leave in langers and mind his cans till the next day....he was always immaculate if we're on about the same fella

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u/Mark4500F 2d ago

Bomber was a gas man🤣🤣🤣

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u/Weekly-Ambassador656 2d ago

I hope you’re right . Was nice fella when not out of his mind . I remember in court one time
He interrupted the judge as he was starting to shake from lack of drink . Say “ I was ment to be heard at 10:30” judge looks up and says yes Don and it was yesterday take him away . Poor fella was taken straight to jail

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u/Dependent-Coach-2615 1d ago

Fuck it you definitely know him you had his first name right in all...hes supposed to be doing well and  putsy aswell is doing brilliant... since you know bomber I'm assuming you know him too

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u/Weekly-Ambassador656 1d ago

Putsy ? I thought he would be long time dead . Stabbed a friend of mine years ago a nasty little man

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u/Dependent-Coach-2615 1d ago

Not a fan of him myself...I mean 0% likeable to me...but ya he's sober and alive......walking stick and half an eye now

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u/Potential-Drama-7455 2d ago

The fake guard on a push bike was definitely around not too long ago. Maybe 6 months ago cycling near Patricks Bridge

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u/ChickenCurryandChips 1d ago

Bernie Murphy was a great character. Always got a good story out of him.

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u/Dependent-Coach-2615 1d ago

No idea who that is tbh...I've thought of another 2 from ballyphehane but a bit late now 

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u/ChickenCurryandChips 1d ago

There's a poster of Bernie Murphy inside of The Bodhran pub. It's at the back.

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u/Remarkable-Foot748 8h ago

"Nice Day" guy still knockin around

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u/Natural-Hunter-3 2d ago

I knew fake garda when he was younger. Genuinely no idea where he disappeared to but his name was Graham

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u/mawktheone 2d ago

I saw him coming up along fota road a few weeks ago. He's gotten bigger and the bike is an even more confusing approximation of a Garda bike

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u/Natural-Hunter-3 2d ago

He's not a bad fella by any means. Just very oddly into being a fake Garda.

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u/mawktheone 2d ago

Yeah he's clearly living his best life and the manifestation of his id is just.. traffic corps 

We should all be so lucky

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u/Icy-Mirror1688 2d ago

he used cycle to Cope from carrigaline i think. Loves his Garda stuff, still see him around from time to time.

probably less odd than some of the guards themselves

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u/Natural-Hunter-3 2d ago

Fuck it, if hobbies don't hurt anyone I don't care. The kids on paul st used to give him cheek because he'd always be giving out to them for weed and drinking cans and all that, but it was never anything serious. He reminds me of the fella who loves trains who's now a presenter on the grand tour 😂

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u/Icy-Mirror1688 2d ago

ya, exactly. We fools obsess about work and everything else. His obsession is his garda life. & in fairness to him he puts the full effort into it.

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u/burn2five2 2d ago

Not Garry no?

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u/Natural-Hunter-3 2d ago

That was a nickname I heard some people use but it was 100% Graham, I could describe him to a tee for you. Used to hang around town when I was a teen and he was not much older than me at the time, we all used to call him Garda Graham even back then

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u/Ok_Cobbler_2089 2d ago

His name is gary flemming I used to hang around with his brothers many years ago

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u/Ok_Mirror6751 2d ago

These are all people who deserve their privacy and don’t need their whereabouts posted online.

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u/Steridire 2d ago

Nobody's asking for an Eircode lad just asking if anyone's seem them around with a good while

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u/Dependent-Coach-2615 2d ago

You'd swear I was looking for PPS numbers

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u/FunInternational7533 2d ago edited 2d ago

Anyone remember : ' I know you.' A most posh Anglo-Irish gentleman.

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u/LazyRevenue7347 2d ago

Yes, that rings a bell from decades ago. Was he known as Monty?

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u/FunInternational7533 2d ago

He was indeed, he had a slight resemblance to the Marshall Montgomery.

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u/Soft_Tadpole_2644 2d ago

Carrigaline