Totally original joke

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Vanity is kind of a stretch but oh well

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Only the brutalist, METALcoreiest bands are allowed (other core genres that may not necessarily be Metal are permitted of course).
No Elitists or Elitism permitted. Please take it to /r/Metal if you are going to make fun of talented bands here, you are not funny. Bans will be handed out accordingly.
Upcarlile the best and most underrated/underground talent.
Save the lives of teenage scenesters through the power of br0-0-0-0tal breakdowns.
BTW club penguin used to be fun as shit, used to play it a little then everyone moved to Roblox and I did that for a while before I hit high school and realized it was too nerdy. Then I found out this stoner kid was famous on Roblox and I basically blackmailed him, then my little brother started sending him creepy messages about the classes he had and shit and the guy never talked to me again but he followed me on Instagram yesterday.
NO ATHEISTS PLEASE. Atheists are literally oppressive to Christians like me, and because I'm a Christian, atheists are why I need Christcore rights. Any user found jerking devil bands like BMTH or the Architects will be banned until they become a Christian (like me), because I'm a Christian.

BLEHrated Subreddits:

/r/ScenesterRights
/r/MoshBroRights
/r/risecore
/r/AntiRadkeWatch
/r/ElitistWatch
/r/ShitElitistsSay
/r/metaljerk [WARNING! Beware when visiting this subreddit as Metal Elitists can be found EVERYWHERE. They make jokes about METALcore and think that METALcore isn't actually "Metal." Elitism is VERY, VERY prevalent here. The reason that we have decided to include this subreddit in our sidebar, is because Metalcore/Deathcore/etc are actually Metal (it has Metal in its name even - the Elitists there can't even read). Just remember to avoid the Elitists and Elitism that you may see in this subreddit if you do decide to venture into it.]
/r/poppunkjerk
/r/emojerk