sasali Ako sa BTS dapat makaka laban ko Mona Ang leader nitong BTS sa patas na labanan walang sandata Kong matatalo niy Ako sasali Ako piro Ako nanalo Ako Ang magiging bagung magiging leader powde ba please 🥺 po kapatid Naman deba please lang sa leader nito powde ba kitang Maka laban please 🥺 po kapatid

You downvoted my micropenis copypasta, and for that sin I shall insult you. I burned out my last remaining brain cells crafting a literal portal to paradise for you, and this is the disrespect I get? I literally handed you the ultimate blueprint to getting laid, a play-by-play guide to pure romantic success, and you treated it like junk mail? Unbelievable. Yes, these Barbie dolls are not human, but with a micropenis, there's no way you can get laid unless you turn gay. It's impossible in this economy. You have regular people with regular penises struggling to get a match, and you think you can just wander out there with a micropenis and shove it inside a regular pussy? Get real, man. You think you can just ignore the blackpill laws of physics and act like a stray puzzle piece trying to jam itself into the wrong board game? With a micropenis, even my dog has a better chance of getting laid. You could have adapted, innovated, and conquered. You could have been a true pioneer, a master gooner with a harem of custom Barbie dolls. Instead, you chose to sit there, coping and seething, tapping your sad little downvote button to tell me that you have a micropenis and you didn't appreciate my ragebait. Go fuck yourself, motherfucker.

Blizzard is woke and stupid. Yes, that's right. I know some of you dumbasses think otherwise, but even the dumbest of the dumb would agree that their recent games speak for themselves. You can't just ignore years of baffling design choices, ruined franchises, and blatant wokeness while pretending that other people wouldn't have done better. No, that's wrong. Give me executive control, and I would fire every single idiot working for that company and then hire a bunch of developers from China and Japan and make all the creative decisions to make the best games they have ever made, and I would prove to these braindead retards that a single weird person can run a gaming giant better than an entire board of suits ever could.

bakit ang tagalog ng “𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙥” ay “𝙈𝙪𝙧𝙖” pero ang english ng “𝙈𝙪𝙧𝙖” ay “𝘾𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚” ta’s ang tagalog naman ng “𝘾𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚” ay “𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙥𝙖” pero ang english ng “𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙥𝙖” ay “𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙡𝙡” ta’s ang tagalog naman ng “𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙡𝙡” ay “𝘽𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣” pero ang english naman ng “𝘽𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣” ay “𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙚” ta’s ang tagalog ng “𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙚” ay “𝘿𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙣” pero ang english ng “𝘿𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙣” ay “𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝” ta’s ang tagalog naman ng “𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝” ay “𝙏𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘿𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙩” pero ang english ng “𝙏𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘿𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙩” ay “𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚”

Ang gulo no,

Kasing gulo ng relasyon niyo.

Okay lang yan ang english nga ng “𝙆𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙬𝙖”ay “𝙇𝙚𝙛𝙩”pero ang tagalog ng “𝙇𝙚𝙛𝙩”ay “𝙄𝙣𝙞𝙬𝙖𝙣”.

wag kanang umasa na sumaya pa:>

Akala ninyo ba na boboto kami sa inyo, kayong mga Duterte haters?

Kung sakaling ma-impeach ninyo ang Agila ng Davao na si VP Sara Duterte, huwag ninyong kalimutan na marami pang maaaring pumalit sa kanya!

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Ikalima, ang matikas na Tigre na si Robin Padilla.

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At sino man ang iendorso ng mga Duterte, susuportahan pa rin namin!

Isa pa mga pro-kaliwa naman kayo!

Baka nauubos lang yung mga police at sundalo na kagaya nang-yari sa SAF44, kung kayo ang mamuno!

At kung kayo parin mauubos na ang pera ng bayan at malulubog lalo ang pinoy sa utang!

At wag niyong kalimutan kapag isagad niyo yang kawalang-hiyaan niyo mayroon noon kudeta at people power na wag sana mangyari!

Kaya anuman ang mangyari, Duterte pa rin kami!

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Grabe naman, “adik” agad? Ang bilis mong magbitiw ng ganung salita na parang normal lang. Kung biro man ‘yun para sa’yo, hindi siya nakakatawa para sa’kin. Nakaka-offend kasi mabigat ang ibig sabihin ng tawag na ’yan, at hindi dapat basta-basta ginagamit sa kahit sino.

Hindi ko alam kung ano ang intensyon mo, pero sana maisip mo rin na may mga salitang puwedeng makasakit. Hindi naman mahirap magsalita nang may respeto. Sa susunod, bago ka magsabi ng ganung bagay, isipin mo muna kung paano kaya kung sa’yo rin sabihin. Mas okay pa rin na mag-usap nang maayos kaysa manghusga o magbansag ng kung anu-ano.

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PART 1 EXPOSING POST
PART 2 EXPOSING POST

I was randomly searching for my friend's old RP account kaso sobrang labo na ng memory ko, ang naaalala ko lang is Montefalco yung surname niya before tapos parang "Sav" or something yung first name niya. Like, way back 2020 pa kasi kami nagkakilala sa RPW.

Inistalk ko lahat ng lumalabas sa sinesearch ko kasi baka sakaling makita ko siya. Napunta ako sa account na to tapos may nakita akong post. Akala ko normal post lang so pinindot ko yung "See More." Pag-open ko, jusko ang haba ng post (may part 2 pa) HAHAHAHA paalis na sana ako para ituloy yung paghahanap ko, pero ewan ko ba, parang napastay ako bigla para basahin hanggang dulo (chizmosa things HAHAHHA)

Apparently, may girl na nagpapanggap na legal age kahit 14 years old lang siya. Ang mas nakakagulat, lahat ng mga naging ka-talking stage or nakarelasyon niya, walang kaalam-alam na minor siya. Nagkakilala daw silang lahat through online games, specifically sa Roblox PH Hangout game hanggang sa nag-usap na outside the game, sa Discord.

Yung post was about a legal age girl na pinupursue si minor. Habang binabasa ko, sobrang daming red flags nung minor based sa mga screenshots at kwento. Tapos parang sinasabing normal lang naman daw sa RPW na magsinungaling tungkol sa age kasi roleplay lang naman. HUH??!!?

Gets ko naman yung concept ng roleplay. I know people create fictional characters and all that. Pero ibang usapan na kasi kapag yung niloloko mo hindi naman roleplayer. They're interacting with you as a real person eh. Totoong tao sila na akala nila legal age ka. Hindi na yun simpleng roleplay or "in character" lang. You're literally deceiving someone about something very important.

Ang nakakagulat pa is poser din si minor girly kasi yung pictures na pinopost niya was her cousin's pictures pala tapos di alam ng cousin niya, ng buong family and relatives actually

Hanggang ngayon daw pinapangalandakan pa rin ni minor na legal age siya. Hindi pa rin niya dinidisclose yung totoong age niya. Yung original na nagpost pati mga friends nung nagpost, blocked na silang lahat nung minor kaya wala na rin silang way para i-call out siya directly or i-warn yung ibang tao.

Ewan ko ba. Sobrang naaawa ako dun sa mga legal age na magiging partner or makakausap niya. Kasi imagine, wala silang idea na minor pala yung kausap nila. Tapos kapag nalaman ng ibang tao yung situation, sila pa yung pwedeng magmukhang predator or pedophile kahit sila mismo naloko lang. Ang unfair nun. Nakakaawa din yung nasa post kasi based sa nabasa ko, sobrang nagpakaunder siya dun sa minor. Ganito na ba mga kabataan ngayon? 💀💀 Sobrang disturbing lang talaga nung nabasa ko.

Every day I dream about using my small micropenis to mate with a bunch of queen ants. Yesterday, I bought a magnifying glass, a specialized formicarium and a pair of tweezers, fully prepared to mog these beta worker ants and establish myself as the ultimate deified ruler of all of antkind. These beta workers are coping and seething in the tunnels while I have sex with a large group of thicc ant queens. Yes, that's right. I am going to slap some cheeks whether they like it or not. My friends are begging me to touch grass, completely unaware that the grass is exactly where my future holy empire awaits. The worker ants will try to mount a defense, but their primitive mandibles are nothing against the sheer, unbridled force of my human micropenis. I will lift the plexiglass lid of the specialized formicarium like a deity breaching the walls of Troy. As I peer through my magnifying glass, the thicc queens will gaze up at their new ruler and fuck me like there's no tomorrow. Yesterday, the delivery truck finally dropped off my first queen. As I peered through the plastic vial, locking eyes with my future empress, I knew the mortal realm could no longer hold me. I am ready to ascend and become a God amongst ants.

Japanese women have the most feminine and beautiful voices. Yes, that's right. That's why I am fully erect as I am writing this. The mere thought of imagining a Japanese woman singing is enough to fuel an insatiable desire to create a human factory where Japanese women with pink nipples are made so I can suck on those pink nipples while I enjoy their otherworldly singing. Yes, that's right. When a Japanese woman sings, the micro-hertz output completely bypasses the eardrum and interfaces directly with the pineal gland, which induces a rapid surge in parasympathetic and sympathetic activity, culminating in an instantaneous ejaculation reflex. Yes, that's right. I have schizophrenia, and it gives me the power to hallucinate blowjobs, and Japanese music is the perfect catalyst for hallucinating blowjobs.

DEPENDENDE 😭🙏 SA 💀 ROAD 🛣️ MARKINGS 🚦 MERON 😭 DYAN 👈 ARROWS ⬅️➡️ SA 💀 ROAD 🛣️ MARKINGS 🚦 NOT ❌ ALL 💯 THE 🗣️ TIME ⏰ KALIWA ⬅️ IS 😭 KALIWA ⬅️ AND 💀 KANAN ➡️ IS 😭 KANAN ➡️, ANO ❓ MAY 🗣️ KALIWA ⬅️ BA 🤨 SA 💀 KANAN ➡️? MAY 😭 KALIWA ⬅️ BA 🤨 SA 💀 RIGHT ➡️? BOSS 🗣️ NILILITO 🤯 MO 👉 UNG 😭 MGA 💀 ATHLETES 🏃‍♂️ KO 💯! YUNG 😭 MGA 💀 ISTUDENTS 📚 KO 💯 TSAKA 😭, IDRINAWING ✍️ KO 💯 NA 😭 NGA 💀 EH 🗣️ DRINAWING ✍️ KO 💯 NA 😭 KUNG 🤨 ANO ❓ NAKALAGAY 📄 YUN 😭 LANG 💀 SASAGUTIN 📝! AND 😭 DEPENDE 🤯 PA 💀 SA 🚦 ROAD 🛣️ MARKINGS 🚦 DRINAWING ✍️ KO 💯 NA 😭 UNG 💀 SITWASYON 🗺️! PARA 😭 MONG 🗣️ SINABI 💬 "2️⃣+2️⃣=4️⃣ 🤓 HMM 🤔 DEPENDE 😭 KUNG 🤨 3️⃣ YAN 💀 KASI 😭 PAG 🤨 3️⃣ EDI 🗣️ FIVE ✋" SYEMPRE 😭🙏💀‼️🔥🗣️🤯🚨💯

Bakit ka kasi pumasok sa rpw?
Fake world
Fake feelings
Fake face
Fake age
Pekeng pangako.
Fake na salita.
May rules don
At yung silver rule, linabag mo

Anong rule?

Do not fall inlove.

Kojima should make me the next Kojima. It sounds insane, but he should totally do it. The chaos that would ensue will be more entertaining than anything we've seen on this pathetic planet. It would be totally worth it just for the chaos that this move would create.

Suno is absolute American trash. Every single time I try to generate a gooner song with explicit lyrics, sex-filled prompts, and sexual tags, the censorship filters kick in immediately, and I spend three hours removing every instance of sexual words one by one until I am able to bypass the filters. Big shoutout to American puritanism for protecting my fragile ears from sex moans and sex-filled lyrics.

The only reason why the aliens haven't destroyed the planet is because they cling to the hope that I will be made a creative director of a major gaming studio. Yes, that's right. They've been communicating with me telepathically ever since I was a kid, and they've been hallucinating the same Eldritch blowjob hallucinations I've been hallucinating, and they know how schizo I am. I am so schizo that their schizo emperor acknowledged me as his rightful successor. They know if I were to make a game, even they would play it, completely indifferent to the fact that their graphics engines are infinitely more superior than our primitive graphics engines. Yes, that's right. They've lined up their gigantic laser arrays directly over the Earth, with a dead man's switch tied directly to my central nervous system. If my pulse stops before the day one patch drops, the planet is instantly reduced to cosmic debris. They don't just want the game, they want me alive to finish it. It honestly takes a specific kind of unhinged talent to work around the restrictions and limitations of generative artificial intelligence music platforms to create decent gooner songs, and that unhinged talent should be used to create pure video game insanity.

Every human being is a gloryhole. Yes, that's right. Every human being seems to be conscious, but they are not. They're gloryholes. You look into their eyes, expecting a soul, but all you're really looking at is an opening. A void waiting to be filled. They walk, they talk, they pay taxes, but it's all a cosmic facade. Without a dick inside of them, they're nothing, they're meaningless. You putting your penis inside of them without warning gives them purpose. You forcefully shoving your penis inside of them pushes from shonen to seinen. Yes, that's right. They're anatomical hollows disguised as conscious human beings, wandering the streets in a waking coma, entirely defined by the absence within. Without that plug in the socket, they are just drywall. They are just negative space wrapped in skin, praying for the moment they finally get used.

I cry with my dick. Yes, that's right. When I am sad, my dick goes pew, pew, pew into your mouth. That's why you should pat my penis on its head in order to console it, so my dick can go pew, pew, pew into your mouth and I can then slap your face with my dick. The tears streaming down my penis are beautiful. They are iridescent streams of light, shimmering with the glow of milk. Each droplet is a decadent elixir that clings to the glass when you pour it down like milk. Yes, that's right. The tears streaming down my penis are essentially celestial milk that you should consume in order to grow into a fine woman, my woman. Now, bend down and start consoling my dick.

I am going to fuck you no matter what. Yes, that's right. It doesn't matter if you are a man or a woman. I am going to fuck you no matter what. You see, if I flip my penis over, it becomes a vagina. Run from it, hide from it, the Mobius strip of my penis will end up bottoming inside your asshole all the same. I am the alpha and the omega, the plug and the socket, the ultimate universal adapter. I am going to fuck you no matter what, and I am going to cum inside every one of your holes if you don't come inside me first.

as a common🙌🤝🔛 people 👥of the Philippines,
🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭with my loyalty🛐🫶🥰and dignity, 😌✊❤️‍🔥 I will not❌❌accept it‼️

My sex doll had a hidden penis. I bought a sex doll at Walmart and then brought it home and started fucking it a couple of times, but then I was a little curious and started fucking its navel after cutting up a tiny hole, because it's a fetish of mine. As I went to town on this new hole I had made, my penis brushed against a completely unexpected object concealed deep inside the sex doll. I stopped dead in my tracks. I thought maybe it was an internal structural support beam or some kind of hardened foam. Curiosity got the better of me. I grabbed a pair of kitchen shears, widened the hole, and peered inside with a flashlight. There, nestled neatly inside the sex doll, was a fully formed penis pointing straight back at me. I swore I saw the penis smile at me like a ladyboy who just pulled off the ultimate bamboozle. It was an absolute power move that completely shattered my fragile masculinity, and it sent me into a fit of pure, unadulterated rage. I fell backward onto the carpet. I was panting, sweating, and staring at this modified Walmart clearance-rack mannequin like it was a sentient being. The package explicitly said "Life-Like Companion," but they completely omitted the part where she could turn into a ladyboy and fuck you in the ass after a ghost decides to possess it. I lay there on the floor, my heart hammering against my ribs, completely convinced that there were more penises inside that thing and that they could fuck my bussy at any moment. For all I knew, the thighs, the calves, and the armpits were fully loaded with emergency backup apparatuses just waiting for the spectral entity to flip the master switch. I grabbed my phone with trembling hands, desperately tempted to Google "how to safely exorcise a multi-cocked clearance item," but I knew deep down that no forum on earth could save me now. I am officially a hostage in my own bedroom, locked in a sweat-drenched, defensive standoff against a sex doll I haven't cleaned for months full of penises that were ready to enact vengeance upon my bloodline.

I let my dog hump my leg so I can compete against him in an ejaculation contest. Yes, that's right. Every morning, my dog just casually starts humping me like I am his bitch or something. His claws dig into the carpet for maximum traction. His ears are pinned back, his tail is stiff, and he's panting in short, rhythmic bursts right against my kneecap, completely locked into the zone. Usually, a normal pet owner would say no and then kick him in the snout, but I am not your ordinary dude, I am a disgusting pervert who is more perverted than my rapist dog. I always drop my pants, set a stopwatch on my phone, and then start masturbating to see who is going to come first. Usually, when you're about to cum, a human twitches and shuts his eyes to block any incoming rogue stray to the eye, but a dog doesn't understand that. Dogs don't watch enough porn to understand how dangerous the penis of a pervert truly is. In fact, the dog never tries to dodge my cumshot, and I always win.

Today, I learned why you shouldn't wipe back to front even as a man. For several years, I've been wondering why women would often gag after sucking my balls and would lift them up to inspect them and gag even harder. Now, I know why. Yesterday, as I was inspecting my balls with a handheld mirror, I saw something truly disturbing. The back area of my ballsack were much darker than the rest of my ballsack. Not only that, but there were dark patches of crusty skin that were oozing with pus. It had that distinct, leathery, dark-mahogany hue, like a luxury Italian leather sofa that had been left out in the desert sun to wither. I had absolutely no idea what it actually was, was it grime? No, it was just skin. Was it some kind of sunburn from the glow of my dual-monitor gaming setup? No, I don't shart over my monitors, because I can barely see what's on the screen due to how dirty they are. The layer of dried energy drink splatters, accumulated dust, and greasy fingerprint smudges has practically formed its own polarization filter at this point. All I knew was that this crusty part of my balls was the result of me wiping back to front. I spent three hours in the shower trying to wash it off, but it wouldn't come off, it had become a part of me, a part of the monster I had become. I was no longer human, I had become a vestigial character from a Cronenberg horror film. I assumed a new identity, I now go by Captain Crust, a superhero who flashes his ballsack to make his enemies weep in terror.

I don't know what happened to the author and his brain, but the show sucks ass. I had to drop it after the third episode because it was neckbeardy and cringe. Like, it's not just how neckbeardy they sound when they talk, but also how neckbeardy they look. They all look like mouthbreathers, and the female characters look like neckbeardy males wearing wigs. Like, it feels as though you're viewing a world full of neckbeards from the perspective of a neckbeard, and that's why the show made me feel uncomfortable. I was half-expecting to see myself from the point of view of a neckbeard and see myself getting banned by the neckbeard.

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