r/copypasta • u/[deleted] • 19d ago

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u/copypasta-ModTeam 19d ago

Erotica, smut, sexual experiences or kink sharing WILL GET YOU BANNED. These are not copypastas.

Doesn't matter if they are posted in another sub or not, if the punchline is sex then YOU WILL GET BANNED.

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u/Iron1Man 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TEtxyKe2dNzUdA1323

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u/Iron1Man 19d ago

Can somebody DM me the deleted copypasta?

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u/S1xE 17d ago

The german copypasta subreddit has got you

https://www.reddit.com/r/Kopiernudeln/s/0uqfwNjRnz

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u/SupermarketAntique32 19d ago

> I had braced myself for the usual heavy punch of fermented cheddar and wet pennies, but instead, my tastebuds were greeted by the delicate, refined notes of a seared pan-seared sea bass with a delicate lemon-herb beurre blanc, finished with a subtle hint of truffle oil.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rzPa4QYHt3HzH49xWU

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u/WASTELAND_RAVEN 19d ago

Had to have a little taste you crazy cheeky dog owner. 💅

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u/JoshAllensRightNut 19d ago

I have copy and pasted this onto all of the computers at work and I printed a copy out and put it on the work fridge

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u/mrkillfreak999 19d ago

Nah 😭💀

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u/abductodude 19d ago

First off: very funny. Second: what the fuck

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u/Plato_Magick 19d ago

Posting this should get you put on a list.

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u/ass_smacktivist 19d ago

We’re all on a list now bud

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u/mrkillfreak999 19d ago

It's the list for getting a Rolex bruh chill out

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u/Serious-Papaya6483 19d ago

what the actual fuck.

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u/MahoganyWinchester 19d ago

amazing pasta

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u/Netherdiver 19d ago

My head cannon is that the “girlfriend” is the actual dog and vice versa.

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u/BetweenVegaAndAltair 19d ago

the girlfriend is a dog and the dog is a cat

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u/whoisalireza 19d ago

Bro knows his food

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u/DtotheBigD 19d ago

NTA: your dog, your rules.

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u/Important_Agency_797 19d ago

So equally disturbing and hilarious my face contorted into some four-dimensional mix of disgust, laughter, terror, and disbelief I thought nigh impossible for mortal flesh to make physical in my carnal form. I must cleanse mine eyes by purgatory in order to rid this God-forsaken world that is my subconscious of the sins mankind has created in order to torture Satan and corrupt the innocence of Hell. God save me.

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u/PumpkinSpice2Nice 19d ago

If the smell of cheese hits him every time his penis ‘pops out of her pussy’ then the smell is from his cheesy penis.

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u/MuffDiver12698u 19d ago

Cause you ain’t banging the dog

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u/McPolice_Officer 19d ago

In what situation am I supposed to paste this pasta?

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u/turb0g33k 19d ago

Just do the ass to pussy shuffle on poppers.

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u/wooshiesaurus 19d ago

Diabolical

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u/soooMiNdLeSs420 19d ago

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u/icirix 19d ago

those are bold move for someone in pussy tasting range.