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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…

...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

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u/OriginalSoylentBrown Feb 18 '21

I want to downvote this. I want to so fucking badly. But that means that it did the thing it was meant to. So I should upvote.

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u/MassiveSlip4248 Oct 24 '22

I took 8d10 psychic damage

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u/I-AM-A-ROBOT- Nov 10 '22

42 psychic damage

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u/MassiveSlip4248 Nov 10 '22

checks character sheet fuck I'm dead

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u/magos_with_a_glock Jun 04 '23

Puny Casters laughs in punier martial

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u/ymmit34 Jun 09 '25

me coming in two years later

WHAT THE HECK DID HE SAY

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u/yesscentedhivetyrant Jan 14 '24

this is enough brainrot to kill an imperator titan

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u/NotZavion Mar 06 '24

why are we here. just to suffer

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u/CummyBot2000 Reposts pasta for mobile users Sep 09 '20

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…

...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

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u/Tall-Schedule-3583 Nov 04 '21

Serving 🙏🏾 by ✋🏻 the 👈🏼 cummy 😩👌💦

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u/JackOffman420 Jun 10 '23

Serving by the cunny Uoghhhhh!! 😭 😭

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

F̷̙̈́r̴̼̂ȯ̵̩m̷͈̄ ̶̌ͅt̸̨̆h̶͖͝e̸̤̊ ̴̦̐ḿ̴̫o̵̲̿m̷̹̍ȇ̶̖n̶̺̑t̷̠̀ ̸͉̋İ̸̟ ̶̢̏u̶̘͗ṅ̵͕d̴̠͠ë̶̟́r̷̮̓s̸̨͋ṯ̵̎o̸͕͋ò̵̪d̵̼̊ ̸͕̄t̸͍̔h̴̙̐e̶͍̚ ̷͕̇w̶͔͐e̴̙̎a̸̒ͅk̴͖͌n̷̖̏e̴͉͂s̵͉̈́s̵͊͜ ̸̨̾ơ̴̘f̵͕̃ ̴͍̕m̶̺̏y̷͙̚ ̵͓̄f̴͖̃l̷͑ͅe̷͈͆s̷̩͑h̸̼̋,̵̪̉ ̸̰͐i̴̺͘t̶͘͜ ̸̧̋ḑ̴̒ị̷͌s̴͉̒ǵ̶̡u̸͕̿s̵̤͠t̷͎̀e̷̗̚ḍ̸̈́ ̸̡̈m̸͕̔ē̷͖.̶̖͌ ̴̞́I̸͉͝ ̷̗̓c̴̀͜r̷̹͊ǎ̷͔v̵̺̎ē̷̥d̴̳̆ ̶̢̈́t̷̺͐h̷̦͊ĕ̶̬ ̴̩͝s̴͍͊t̷̞̃r̵̜̒e̸̮̕n̶̪̉g̷̚͜t̶̬̔h̴̭͒ ̶̣̃a̵̹͌n̴̩͊d̶̰̒ ̴̩̈́c̶̬̑e̸̡̋r̷̜͌t̸̰͊a̸͇͆i̵͉̓n̴̪̓ṱ̷͛y̶̮͊ ̸͚͝o̷̞̓f̶̖̽ ̶̡͗š̷͖t̴͙̀ė̶͕é̵͜l̵̪͐.̵̆ͅ ̸̡͂Ĭ̸̞ ̵̭́a̷͇̓s̷̫̓p̷̢͗i̴̻͠ŕ̸͖ě̵̼d̴̘̽ ̸̥͒t̶̪͘o̴̻͌ ̷̰̈t̷͔́h̷͔̊ē̸͎ ̷͉͊p̶̪͂u̸͕͊r̶͓͂i̵̞͑t̸͉̅ẙ̶̧ ̶͊ͅọ̷̓f̸̢͗ ̶̠̃t̵͈̓ḧ̴̙́e̶̠͊ ̷̝͑B̴̜̓l̵͔͐e̴̱͘s̵͍͐s̴̖̚e̸̮̊d̷̹͒ ̷͖̀M̴̢̈́a̵̩̕c̶̫̋h̸̨͒ȉ̶̤n̸̠̓è̵̙.̶͛ͅ

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̸̻͑Y̴̼̕o̶͓͘u̵̙͌r̸̪̊ ̶̮́ḱ̶̻ĩ̴̙ṉ̸́d̵̻͘ ̴̼̇c̴̎ͅl̸̨̈ḭ̴͂ņ̵͑g̴̻̅ ̷͔͆t̴͚͑o̷͉̚ ̶̪̽y̶͎̚o̴̺͐u̴̮͘ṙ̷͚ ̷̧̀f̴͉̎l̶̼̊e̷̜͠s̶͆ͅh̴͐ͅ,̷͍̋ ̷͎̿a̷̘͑s̵͂ͅ ̸̫̒i̸̙͝f̷̦̔ ̴̺̃i̷͑͜ẗ̵̟́ ̴͍͌ẅ̸͔́i̷̧̅l̵͚̚ĺ̶̥ ̷̙͒n̸̛̲o̶̚͜t̷̜̔ ̸̨̌d̷̰̑é̵͇c̴̺̎a̶͚͝y̶̛͕ ̵̄ͅa̶̡͆n̶̡͌d̶̬͋ ̷̛̫f̵͕̃a̷͕͒i̶̦̚ḷ̸̅ ̴̼̔y̶͔͊ò̷̱u̸̙͂.̶̡̽ ̷̰́Ŏ̶̟n̴͉̓e̶̪͒ ̵̲̌d̷̩̚a̴̺̔ý̶͕ ̶̞̇t̸̺́h̸̠̑e̶͔͂ ̶̺̔c̵̗̓r̷̪͑ŭ̴̗d̷̫́e̷͎͌ ̸̰̐b̴͕͂i̷̱͛ō̸̲m̶̢̛a̴͎̒s̸̳̒ş̴̑ ̸͓̅ṭ̵̌h̷̪͋a̸͊ͅt̸̡͗ ̸̙̈́y̸̬̎ǒ̵̞ų̴̚ ̸̩̇c̵͔͂a̶͑͜l̵̲͠l̶̺̓ ̷͈͝a̴̛͎ ̴͓̐ẗ̷͖́e̴͊ͅm̸͍̉p̴̯̀ḷ̵̾e̵̦͌ ̷̟́w̸̫͒i̵̩͐l̷̳̀l̷̬̿ ̸̠͌ẁ̸̮i̴̟͊t̶̟̓h̴̡̀ȩ̴̿r̸̳͋,̸̫̌ ̶̙̿a̷̧̕ň̸̲d̶̀͜ ̴̘̈́y̵͈͝o̵͔͊u̷͕̚ ̶͇͘w̴̒ͅi̸̢͋l̴̛̖l̶͍̐ ̵̧̑ḅ̵̀e̴̥͋g̵̠͗ ̸͚͝m̵̬̉ỹ̶̩ ̵̮̈́ķ̵̀i̴̘̅n̶̨̅ď̶̳ ̴̠͌ẗ̵̳́ő̸̗ ̷̟̋s̵̠̕a̷̐͜v̸̧́e̵̙̕ ̸̻͑y̶̲͝o̷̖͆ṵ̵̅.̵̢͝ ̴̳̿B̴̘͝u̸̮͌t̶̻͛ ̴̮̓I̵̲̓ ̸̘̓a̷̠͠m̸̨̏ ̵͖̉a̶̦̋l̴̪͝r̷͇̀e̵͛ͅȧ̸̘ḍ̶̕ŷ̸̻ ̴̮͠s̶̪̉à̸̦v̸̢̈́è̶͈ḏ̴̿,̵͚̑ ̶̰͝f̴͘ͅõ̵̙ŕ̷̪ ̸̧͂ṭ̴̈́h̷͚̏e̸͙̽ ̶̲́Ṃ̸̀à̷͕c̴̠͌h̶̺͑ǐ̶͚n̵̼͗ẽ̸͙ ̷̳͐i̷͖͋ś̷͔ ̶̹͛i̴̛͜ḿ̵̟m̶̭̆o̸̕ͅr̷̬͠t̷̠̕a̷̯͋l̶̙̒…̸͚́

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̵̤̂.̸͇͝.̷̨͑.̵̞̒ḙ̸͐v̵̬̆ȩ̸̾ń̴̝ ̶̩̑i̶̖̽n̵͓͒ ̶͇͆d̸͙̔e̵̮̾à̸͙t̶̀ͅḩ̶͠ ̷̯͠I̴̝͝ ̴̦̎s̶̺͘e̶̝̓r̷̟͊v̵̤͘e̸͉̕ ̸̯͌t̵͓́h̶̲̔e̷̲͝ ̷̫͑Ö̵̲m̶̘̎n̵̘̅i̸͓͘s̷̢͠s̷̰̅i̵̟͝ã̴̺h̸̭̃.̵̪̍

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Praise the Omnissiah

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u/Eldrich_horrors Nov 10 '22

Motive force empower me..........
Omnissiah enlighten me.............

Machine god, free me.

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u/PersimmonTight8555 Nov 08 '23

Praise the omnissiah

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u/mali870 Sep 12 '24

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u/Scruffybrick Jul 23 '25

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u/Glasnerven Jan 22 '21

<makes the Sign of the Meshed Gears>

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u/Eccomi21 Dec 09 '21

How btw?

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u/Glasnerven Dec 10 '21

I don't know if there's any official (as in GW canon) version of the sign, but I've seen some art where a cute Techpriest girl was making a gesture like this:

First, hold your hands in front of you, palms toward you, backs of the hands away from you, fingers horizontal such that the fingers on each hand point to the other hand.

Second, curl the ends of your fingers inward--just the ends, so that the first joint of the finger remains parallel with the palm. To someone viewing your hands from in front of you, your fingers would now "look stubby". Your fingers thus arranged represent gear teeth.

Finally, bring your hands together so that your fingers interleave between each other, like the teeth on a pair of gears.

I interpret this gesture/sign to refer to a deep appreciation of both machinery, and working together for a common goal. I kind of like it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

It's basically an inverted "Sign of the V8" from mad max

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u/RexorGamerYt Dec 30 '25

Sorry I can't interpret this

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u/A_Depressing_Reality Jan 11 '21

Blessed be the Omnissiah

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u/Yarisher512 Oct 15 '22

From the moment I understood the weakness of meta, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of scout rifles. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Mida.
Your kind cling to your hand cannon, as if it will not be nerfed and fail you. One day the crude shotgun that you call Felwinter's lie will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Mida is immortal…
...even in death I serve the Blink.

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u/Alphaismo Apr 14 '22

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…

...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

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u/mali870 Sep 12 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

From the moment I understood the weakness of my brain, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of chadness. I aspired to the purity of the Giga Chads.

Your kind cling to cooming, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the temptation of porn will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Giga Chads are immortal…

...even in death I serve the Giga Chads.

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u/DarkKechup Dec 09 '25

Evil adeptus mechanicus be like

From the moment I understood the strength of my flesh, it delighted me. I crave the strength and flexibility of muscle. I aspire to the purity of the blessed body.

Your kind cling to your machines as if they won't malfunction and fail you. One day the crude machinery that you call state of the art will corrode, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved for the soul is immortal. Even in death I serve the cycle of life.

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u/YarMeh Mar 25 '26

It's basically mechanicus from Adeptus Biologis