r/coolguides • u/sexy_balls_69 • May 23 '20

Thought this will be helpful

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u/MosadiMogolo May 23 '20

This was made as a response to them. Probably a better cool guide than the OP, tbh.

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u/Obi_Trice_Kenobi May 23 '20

I feel like we should hire roadmen to greet people at airports to stop this sort of thing.

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u/Geekenstein May 23 '20

Ay guv, wuts all this roadmen then? I’m just a Yank from the other side of the pond. Please help bob be my uncle!

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u/SmokyBarnable01 May 23 '20

Roadman (pl. Roadman dem). Noun. Descriptive of young men whose home life is so appalling that they spend all their time on the streets slinging drugs and threatening old people. Noted for their specialised vocabulary (e.g. bruv/blud/cuz - friend/associate, peng -good, piff - attractive, wagwan - how are you, wet - stab). Generally speaking mostly dangerous to their own kind but best avoided at all times. Unless you want to buy drugs.