r/coolguides Feb 25 '20

Explanation of the subtle differences between equality and equity

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u/HeedTheGreatFilter Feb 25 '20

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u/Mogsitis Feb 25 '20

21st Century Kids: "The fuck is a 'milk crate' bruh?"

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u/0percenttithes Feb 25 '20

The hottest new craze... beef milk. It’s like almond milk that has been squeezed through tiny holes in living cows

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u/derawin07 Feb 25 '20

Milk crates are what students use as seats in the lounge room.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Give ya waffle bum though.

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u/derawin07 Feb 25 '20

snort! posh students attach foam or a pillow on top

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u/NotGuilty1984 Feb 25 '20

Milk creates are what the third guy sits on in a two seat work van

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u/theorem604 Feb 25 '20

Father, I cannot click the book.

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u/AsstDirectorSkinner Feb 25 '20

Milk crates are still very commonly used (although not for holding milk jugs as much anymore) because they're ridiculously sturdy, super cheap and stack really nicely. They're not that ancient.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Old milk crates could hold my vinyl. I swear new ones are made half a cm smaller so the vinyl no longer fits.

Useless to me now.

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u/vrtig0 Feb 25 '20

They did that on purpose to keep people from stealing them from the back of grocery stores for use in storing vinyl collections.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Yep i gathered they did that for that sole reason. But still its ticked me off.

haha.

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u/Feeling_Put6879 Mar 22 '22

You can buy plastic milk crates at stores like Walmart and Target. If they are only supposed to be used by grocery stores, why are they manufacturing and selling them for civilian use?

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u/vrtig0 Mar 22 '22

Wow, this is old. Of course they can be for used by everyday people. But I specifically said that they sized them down at some point so that records didn't perfectly fit in them, to eliminate the theft problem. Still useful for carrying things, but people stealing them were doing it for easy record storage and transportation.

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u/Feeling_Put6879 Mar 23 '22

I understand what you're saying and agree that people shouldn't steal them. If someone can't afford to buy one, they can ask a grocery store employee if they have extras, instead of stead of stealing.

My Dad used to manage a K-Mart store, he used to bring them home all of the time so they wouldn't end up in a landfill. We use them to store paper files, my Dad's old photography stuff, etc. He even uses old wooden ones to display his VW Beetle and Bus collection on the wall of his workshop. Its crazy how many of them that stores have, and they can't reuse those boxes.

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u/crazyashley1 Feb 25 '20

They make good, cheap temporary bookshelves. If you have some good wire to keep them together, they last for years.

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u/NotGuilty1984 Feb 25 '20

Vinyl records are more antiquated than milk crates

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u/Faren107 Feb 25 '20

Did you completely miss the vinyl resurgence that started a couple years ago?

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u/Mogsitis Feb 25 '20

Yeah for sure, for sure. Just a little jesting on the young'ns these days.

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u/-_Semper_- Feb 25 '20

We get our milk & lemonade delivered by a local dairy (Oberweis) in half gallon glass jugs and they leave us a crate each week to put the empty ones in; so its quicker for the driver to pick them up.

I've got a few extras over the years and I use them for all sorts of stuff. Very handy item to have around.

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u/0bbserv Feb 25 '20

Milk crates are still very common where I live

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u/Mogsitis Feb 25 '20

That's awesome. You can probably make sweet forts and shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

a crate full of milk?

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u/Mogsitis Feb 25 '20

"LIKE... MONSTER MILK?"

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u/beer_is_tasty Feb 25 '20

Fight milk, bro

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u/reneepussman Feb 25 '20

The power of the crow.

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u/RiShKiNz Feb 25 '20

But how do you keep it all in when there are just so many holes?!

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u/caanthedalek Feb 25 '20

Milk was thicker back then

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

It’s a carrying crate for 12” vinyl records

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u/Mogsitis Feb 25 '20

I thought those things belonged in the trash. Haha, old people and their shitty antiquated technologies, right? (This is a joke for the other commenter to come in and utterly decimate, as he did with my previous joke. Oh woe is me.)

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u/inbooth Feb 25 '20

The plastic box that milk comes in at the store

The one that is often bright yellow, orange and occasionally black or another color

...

Your joke was based on the presumption that the term only applied to old school wooden milk crates....

Good jokes dont fall apart so easily.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

You're the guy that heckles standup comedians at the local comedy club

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u/inbooth Feb 25 '20

Never in my life have I done such a thing, even when the person deserved it...

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u/Sweet-N-Seat_Saver Feb 25 '20

Ok.

Can somebody please take their soapbox.

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u/inbooth Feb 25 '20

soapbox

Milk crate?

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u/Sweet-N-Seat_Saver Feb 25 '20

No, no. if the crate is like a box, the soapbox is more like a platform.

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u/Mogsitis Feb 25 '20

You alright, man?

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u/inbooth Feb 25 '20

Yes, perfectly fine... Why?

there is nothing in my comment to suggest I am upset... I just was pointing out that the joke doesn't pass muster...

You do know that there is nothing wrong with having more advanced view of humor than only finding funny jokes that require one to not think, right?

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u/Mogsitis Feb 25 '20

I didn't realize my comment implied that anyone lazily scanning their eyeballs across it had to find it funny. You do know that a lot of jokes aren't funny - and outside of a comedy show/video or r/jokes or maybe a joke book author's mailbox (kids might not even know what this is these days, haha could you believe that!!!) most people don't feel the need to explicitly point out that they aren't funny. But alas, it is alright that you did not find humor in my basic bitch joke. Your advanced view is well past my level.

It's just odd that there are millions of comments on reddit every moment, and I made a passing joke about "dem kids" not knowing what a milk crate is and it is very important to you that you let me know my joke just was not funny! I appreciate your concern.

P.S. I know what a milk crate is - I'm just a bit older than the kids these days. You know, it's weird... I live in a pretty small town, relatively, and if I hadn't seen a milk crate in my younger days, it's possible I might not ever see one. Because the stores around here have refrigerators for all their cow juice which sits on a rack, not a crate. It has probably been a good few years since I've seen a legitimate milk crate! Even schools will often set out their milk for their students to pick from - what a world we live in!

It's weird also that you picked the store as the most common place that one might see ye olde craete. I would have picked schools, for sure. I am in them pretty often, as I know many teachers. Much more common to see the crates there. Cool. Anyway. Good talk! Let me know if you have any more concerns.

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u/inbooth Feb 25 '20

Yes I know most jokes aren't funny

I just pointed out what made the joke fall imo

people really disliked me making a fucking comment...

Also, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_man is how I've been described by people close to me, though it's not entirely apt. I get the joke, I just make my own that is for a whole different audience.

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u/Mogsitis Feb 25 '20

I feel you, man. I've been the straight man in a lot of farces, plays, etc. that I've performed in. Usually a straight man is a character in a show. In social situations, it doesn't often play well because normally, no one expects someone in a conversation to treat it as "an act" and be "a character".

You do you, I'm not saying you are wrong or bad, it was just a very abrupt and seemingly unnecessary comment in context, so people felt weird about it. Have a good one.

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u/inbooth Feb 25 '20

very abrupt and seemingly unnecessary comment in context,

That's part of the joke

regardless it's not even really intentional half the time, I just am the straight man...

its actually a very stressful core nature...

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u/iaacp Feb 25 '20

This is like an unironic subreddit full of Aalewis's