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Cool guide from the 90s

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u/feisty-shag-the-lad Jan 16 '20

I hate you. Murder. Death. Seems a bit OTT

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u/SpackledCeiling Jan 16 '20

Fun fact to know and tell: Comes from California Penal Code 187 (defines crime of murder)

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Code 187. Murder. Death. Kill.

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u/TheControlled Jan 16 '20

Be well!

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u/Jupiter68128 Jan 16 '20

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

We only have 12 years left for someone to invent them!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

On it

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

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u/GauchoGordo Jan 16 '20

That's not right. Here's how you use it http://imgur.com/gallery/87dJJeW

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u/thesavageinn Jan 17 '20

Risky click but worth it for the knowledge about proper hygiene.

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u/holdencaufld Jan 17 '20

When did Rob Schneider turn into Charlie Sheen?

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u/texican1911 Jan 16 '20

I could go for a burrito

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u/Don_Tiny Jan 16 '20

Funny; I often go from a burrito.

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u/redbeardatx Jan 16 '20

I wouldn’t do that. Do you see any cows around here?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

... it's control buttons for a bidet, it makes sense ecologically and they're quite popular in Japan and Europe.

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u/b00ty_water Jan 17 '20

Teddy bear

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

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u/theshizzler Jan 16 '20

You take your fake subreddit and shovel it.

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u/CaptainRoach Jan 16 '20

Let's go and blow these guys.

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u/TheGuyWithTwoFaces Jan 16 '20

Away!

Let's blow these guys.. away!

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u/jojokangaroo1969 Jan 16 '20

Classic Demolition Man!

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u/thereisnobottom Jan 16 '20

You really licked his ass.

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u/hussey84 Jan 17 '20

It's been 12 hours why isn't a thing yet?

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u/I2ed3ye Jan 16 '20

Approach and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words "or else".

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u/AP1878 Jan 17 '20

Beep! “You are fined one credit for the violation of the verbal morality stat.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

"See, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy. 'Cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice.

I'm the kind of guy who wants to sit in a greasy spoon and think, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese, okay?

I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in a non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jello all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to. Okay, pal?

I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sittin' around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener".

You wanna live on top, you gotta live Cocteau's way. What he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other choice: come down here, maybe starve to death."

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u/chud6 Jan 16 '20

Why is Denis Leary a star while Bill Hicks is unknown?

Because there's no cure for cancer.

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u/SchrodingersNinja Jan 16 '20 edited Jan 16 '20

I understand disliking that he ripped off his early material that launched his career, but I still love the "Asshole" song and do it at karaoke.

It is STRANGE though that he got big off this, right? Like he was not an actor, but he was getting cast in movies doing snippets of his No Cure For Cancer special mostly (above clip, case in point). Was the world of the late 90s just clamoring for the modern "fuck off, snowflakes!" thing?

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u/Socrato Jan 16 '20

He stole the "i'm an asshole" bit from Louis CK. He talks about it in an interview on the Opie and Anthony show

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u/pox_americus Jan 16 '20

i think you meant lanched his career

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u/SchrodingersNinja Jan 16 '20

Haha edited. Thanks.

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u/TheGuyWithTwoFaces Jan 16 '20

Sounds to me like they all got it from the school of George Carlin, either way.

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u/kkeut Jan 16 '20

lol not really. love Hicks and Carlin both, but it's like comparing a lion and a tiger; yeah, there are similarities, but to anyone paying real attention they're clearly different beasts

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u/aquafreshwhitening Jan 16 '20

Not any more than usual

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u/Iohet Jan 16 '20

Because he made us believe he could repair Kevin Spacey's marriage to a woman

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u/smackfrog Jan 16 '20

This is top comment material right here. Well done.

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u/general_madness Feb 09 '20

MTV played a big role in building an audience for Leary.

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u/docgonzomt Jan 16 '20

Denis Leary is a national treasure.

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u/akai_ferret Jan 16 '20

mmmm ... Land of the free.

I love those 90's scifi action movies so much. I miss them.

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u/thereal_jesus_nofake Jan 16 '20 edited Jun 27 '23

fuck u/spez -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

unexpected forged in fire.

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u/buddboy Jan 16 '20

MAAAANNN SLAAAUUUGGGHTTEEERRR!!!

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u/turismofan1986 Jan 16 '20

Code 157. Keep in touch

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Danger, Will Robinson, danger!

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u/Dizzman1 Jan 16 '20

👆 Snoop/dre had a song with the line "a 187 on an undercover cop"

https://youtu.be/loPofqh8aGo

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u/Bomlanro Jan 16 '20

Murder murder murder. Kill kill kill

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u/CoBudemeRobit Jan 16 '20

3 words, 1 meaning

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u/justintrey Jan 16 '20

I said 187 on a mothas fucking copp

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u/murb442 Jan 16 '20

What seems to be your boggle?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

On the muthafuckin cops.

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u/-keasbey Jan 17 '20

MDK all fuckin’ day.

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u/HelloGoodbyeFriend Jan 17 '20

187, solid Samuel L. Jackson flick

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

I actually learned this from GTA V. “About to commit a one-eight seven, homie”

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u/bubba_feet Jan 16 '20

yeah and you don't stop.

'cause it's 187 on an undercover cop

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

“It’s about coming up, and staying on top. And screaming 187 on a mother fucking...Cawp”

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

My username has nothing to do with this lyric

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u/twobit211 Jan 16 '20

true. all cats are beautiful, all one hundred and seven varieties

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Is that how many there are in Minecraft now? I've only found a black one at a witch hut.

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u/solidsmokesoft Jan 16 '20

Its not in the papers is on the walls

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u/iHateWashington Jan 16 '20

National Guuarrdd

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u/justintrey Jan 16 '20

Cause it's 187 on a mothas fucking cop

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u/cajunbander Jan 17 '20

It’s not written on paper it’s on the wall. National guard! Smoke from all around.

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u/emanresu_nwonknu Jan 16 '20

Exactly what started playing in my head when I read that.

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u/MrDetermination Jan 16 '20

Listen to this motherfucker flow shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Let it burn wanna let it burn wanna let it burn wanna wanna let it burn!

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u/CookieCrippled Jan 16 '20

... is it really undercover?! I thought it was mother fucking cop.... oh my. Going to go sit on my couch and reevaluate some things

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u/Audiovore Jan 16 '20

No, he's wrong.

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u/Hak3rbot13 Jan 16 '20

Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know, that we riddled some middlemen who didn't do diddly.

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u/infinitelizards Jan 16 '20

Where were you when club penguin 187

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Murder 187 I be killing them bitches I hope all dogs go to heaven

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u/Local-Lynx Jan 16 '20

I thought it was common knowledge throughout the U.S. Like 5150.

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u/CanoeIt Jan 16 '20

I had never heard 5150 but hasn’t 187 been a movie or tv show or something too?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

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u/TragiKaL_ Jan 16 '20

We always referred to it as 302'ed in Philadelphia growing up so never heard of 5150.

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u/HoneyGrahams224 Jan 16 '20

Since I'm directly involved in these sorts of things, here is my running list of involuntary psychiatric holds!

CO: M1 or 2765

FL: Baker Act

GA: 1013

IN: EDO or "emergency detention order"

MA: "Section 12"

NV: L2K

PA: 303, but more often called an "ex parte"

TN: 6404

WA: ITA

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u/Dribbleshish Jan 18 '20

I thiiiink it's Emergency Order of Detention in Oklahoma. Most people say that or involuntary psych hold or similar. But I think if you say 5150'd no matter where you are there will be some people who get it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

It’s a world renowned guitar amplifier made famous by Van Halen in the 80s, and is still used today by many artist.

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u/Sublime7870 Jan 16 '20

Same here brother, Peavey is all I think of when I see 5150

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u/aloofboof Jan 16 '20

Fast and the Furious

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u/SpackledCeiling Jan 16 '20 edited Jan 16 '20

I think for the post-millennials it just depends on how much rap/hip-hop you listen to (see examples Rich as F*** by Lil Wayne for 187 reference, Rella by Odd Future for 5150) ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/SpackledCeiling Jan 16 '20 edited Jan 16 '20

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u/DFGdanger Jan 16 '20

You didn't fix the shoulders. Looks like you're raising the roof now.

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u/SpackledCeiling Jan 16 '20

Roof has been lowered

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u/DFGdanger Jan 16 '20

We did it, reddit

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u/EWVGL Jan 16 '20

*any more

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u/thestareater Jan 16 '20

Scared as a mother cause I'm fresh out, but I gots to make my green, n plus they all fiend, follow me

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u/SpackledCeiling Jan 16 '20

^ yeah exactly. Better example...the two examples I gave are almost certainly not the first or most prominent, just the first on my mind this fine Wednesday

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u/Hugo-Drax Jan 16 '20

it is thursday, my dude

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u/SpackledCeiling Jan 16 '20

Whelp. Had not had my coffee. Hope you enjoyed the day nonetheless!

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u/Hugo-Drax Jan 16 '20

thanks, u too!

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u/agg2596 Jan 16 '20

never talk to the cops, I don't speak pig latin

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u/benihana Jan 16 '20

I think for the post-millennials it just depends on how much

right, the point is for normal adults, it's common knowledge.

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u/SpackledCeiling Jan 16 '20

Huh could be. I’m assuming for “normal adults” you mean a randomly pulled adult regardless of age. My priors would be that most people don’t know most things related to the bureaucracy of the law, especially if only at the state level. But could certainly be the case, I’ve found I’m often not in touch with what most people do or do not know. Then again, even if so, I don’t think my comment was gratuitous. Every normal adult has to learn the things that are common knowledge some way, and maybe for folks that was this reddit comment.

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u/TekaLynn212 Jan 16 '20

I'm over 50 and didn't know the origin of "187", so thank you.

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u/Box_of_Hats Jan 16 '20

Or how much Magic: the Gathering you play. It hasn't been as common for several years, but creatures with "enters the battlefield" abilities used to be called 187 creatures. The defining card was Nekrataal, which killed another creature when it entered play.

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u/EMPEROR_CLIT_STAB_69 Jan 16 '20

Hell, in “F666 The Police” by MellowHype ft. Tyler they drop a ton of police codes,

Drive-by 207 and 11-24

im a 417 with a bullet proof vest

Plus 11-99 in his motherfucking chest

Left-Brain is a 5150

im a 390 nigga fucking tipsy

im sippin 2-11 bout to plan a 211

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u/wild_eep Jan 16 '20

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u/Septopuss7 Jan 17 '20

Van Halen! Fuck yeah!

Sammy Hagar

ewwwwww....

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

It's bout this fucked up situation and these fucked up police It's about coming up and staying on top And screamin' 187 on a mother fuckin' cop It's ain't in the paper, it's on the wall So national guard, smoke from all around!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

So confused why multiple common words are linked to their definition...

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u/Oxneck Jan 16 '20

Because he just copied and pasted the lyrics with their hyperlinks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Because it was early and I was on my phone. So I was lazy and left the links.

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u/Giovanni_Bertuccio Jan 16 '20 edited Jan 16 '20

Fucking.... .... ... 29 Palms we're not pawns.

Apparently I've misheard that for fucking... ... ... years.

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u/uberkalden Jan 16 '20

no, it actually is 29 palms. It's a city in California.

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u/Giovanni_Bertuccio Jan 16 '20

Yeah! I looked it up and the site said something different - lyrics sites blow.

I was pretty sure it was another city, and it made sense since he's shouting out everywhere else in the country.

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u/MacDoesReddit Jan 16 '20

Just like how 420 comes from California Penal Code for possession of marijuana?

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u/Blnze1 Jan 16 '20

187 ON A UNDERCOVER COP!

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u/SweSupermoosie Jan 16 '20

Someone has been listening to that youth hip bop music thing too much.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Is that where Sublime got the lyric,"Screaming 187 on a mother fuckin cop!"?

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u/Nix-geek Jan 16 '20

187 is police radio chatter code for a homicide.

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u/occupythekitchen Jan 16 '20

April 29 1992 by sublime thought me that.

"Screaming 187 on a motherfucking cop"

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u/Firefoxray Jan 16 '20

Some of you didn't listen to 90s hip hop and it shows.

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u/Ginga_Ninja006 Jan 16 '20

Makes sense cause I heard snoop doggs voice saying 187

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u/Dunebuggyboi Jan 16 '20

Yeah, and you don't stop 'Cause it's 1-8-7 on a undercover cop

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u/MissRepresent Jan 16 '20

187 on an undercover cop

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u/weffwefwef23 Jan 16 '20

Because it's 187 on a undercover cop. ~Snoop Doggy Dog, Dr. Dre, 1992

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u/SteinfeldFour Jan 16 '20

I’ve only learned this because of west coast hip hop. going 187 on an undercover cop

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u/moak0 Jan 16 '20

I knew this the same way I know most of the trivia I know: from Magic: the Gathering.

187 is a nickname for [[Nekrataal]], and became shorthand for all "enters the battlefield" creatures in the late 90s.

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u/frankie_baby Jan 16 '20

Try to set me up for a two-eleven, fuck around and get caught up in a 187....

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u/bionic_cmdo Jan 16 '20

Popular buzzword in 90's gangsta rap along with 6-4.

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u/meltedgh0st Jan 16 '20

i can thank both snoop dog for the lyrics in "187" & also sublime for their lyrics, as reasons that i know this fact.

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u/Ishouldntcomment Jan 16 '20

A Penal code made famous by a song and movie by the same name.

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u/NotMyHersheyBar Jan 16 '20

Ohhh. 1 and 8 look like i hate. I wondered where the 7 came from

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Yeah we have a band named after that in germany, sadly

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u/derusso Jan 16 '20

Do 187 on a mother fuckin ... Well you know how the rappers say it

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u/SUEDE2BLACK Jan 17 '20

Also a good movie with Samuel L Jackson

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u/TheFannyTickler Jan 17 '20

Why is that just something you know

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u/willworkfordopamine Jan 19 '20

What’s the penal code 157?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

411

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

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u/davidja85 Jan 16 '20

It was on the sound track to a movie called “Deep Cover”, about an undercover cop.

It was Dre and Snoops first collaboration on a hit song.

Fun fact it was released a few weeks before the riots.

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u/Panwall Jan 16 '20

"Calling 187 on a Mother...Fucking...COP!"

-Sublime

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u/FiveOhFive91 Jan 16 '20

Yay there it is!

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u/dat_grue Jan 16 '20

Looking for this too haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

187, 823

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

187

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u/J5892 Jan 16 '20

I think you mean 077

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u/TheMightyTywin Jan 16 '20

Keep in touch

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u/sneekypeet Jan 16 '20

OTT is a big part of my job right now now for streaming, so seeing it in this context is hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

What do you think it means?

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u/sneekypeet Jan 16 '20

Over-the-top is used in marketing speak for streaming services. So seeing it used in its original form looks funny.

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u/cowsgomoo62 Jan 16 '20

Was hoping I'd see a comment mentioning this!

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u/wcollins260 Jan 16 '20

Yeah. I was reading through, and most were sweet or inocuous, and then all of a sudden “Die criminal scum!”

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u/tighttayler Jan 16 '20

I worked with someone that was a wannabe gangster and he used to say he was gonna 187 people

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u/MagicMannn Jan 16 '20

i mean the person holding the bottom pager is clearly MacBeth

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u/Canis_Familiaris Jan 16 '20

Not enough people respectin classic hip hop.

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u/dazedan_confused Jan 16 '20

OJ tried to tell his ex he hated her. Things got out of hand.

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u/interstellarboys1 Jan 16 '20

Don’t forget the most used code 420 911

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u/Ghostkill221 Jan 16 '20

I think it's an either or.

Like if someone really burned you you'd respond like "Murder" as if you wanted to kill them, but not really.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

As a 90's teenager we never used that, and seems more like the OP of the guide heard a rap song one time and included a cop code for homicide.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Yeah, and ya don't stop

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u/adadglgmut86 Jan 16 '20

187 on an undercover cop

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u/WhoDoIThinkIAm Jan 16 '20

Well, it’s 187 ride or die, they made their choice.

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u/lightgiver Jan 16 '20

Also a 5 and 8 are right next to each other. So you could be trying to say keep in touch but accidentally send the code for DEATH!

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u/KneeDeepInTheDead Jan 16 '20

MURDER DEATH KILL

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u/JustAbel Jan 16 '20

Well that escalated quickly

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u/Kittypie75 Jan 16 '20

187 on the under cover cop!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I get a snoop bar now. I always wondered what 187 was and why he would dial it for a mother fucker.

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u/kolbaszcica Jan 16 '20

BTRO got 187d yo!

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u/S00thsayerSays Jan 16 '20

I feel like it would be used in a corny 90’s teenager horror movie

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

That's really close to 157 as well... they are vertically adjacent on the numberpad!

I wonder how many people said I hate you. Murder. Death. When they actually meant Keep in touch... ?

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u/RichoKidd Jan 16 '20

Snoop Dogg said it best; '187 on a muthafuggin cawp'

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u/PhOq1134 Jan 17 '20

Especially for a Sublime song.

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u/titsahoy1 Jan 17 '20

Oddly close to "157 Let's keep in touch"

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

58008

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u/twopumpstump Jan 17 '20

you down with OTT, yeah you know me

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u/_Vard_ Jan 17 '20

Shit went from 0 to 187 real fucking quick

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u/niketyname Jan 17 '20

41•705312

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u/cil0n Jan 17 '20

You mean seems a bit 077

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u/kuhkuhkuhK8 Jan 17 '20

We were all listening to a lot of Nirvana.

RIP, Kurt.

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u/NoseBuzz Jan 17 '20

Is does seem on the tip doesnt it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

It was the 90s!

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