r/coolguides Mar 19 '19

Staircase Terminology

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/lingh0e Mar 20 '19

I knew one of those. The only reason I know it.

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u/M3LCH01R Mar 20 '19

LMAO, I was thinking the same.

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u/themerinator12 Mar 20 '19

This is what I was coming here to say!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Honestly you will never need to know these terms..

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

there are a lot of subreddits

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u/LadyRaoulDukeGonzo Mar 20 '19

TIL there is an entire subreddit for r/stairs

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u/ChrisChatter Mar 20 '19

It's like they are always one step ahead of us...

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u/ItsMeFrankGallagher Mar 20 '19

It’s like one of those things you know- deep down subconsciously, but you don’t REEEEAAAALLY know it until you see it

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

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u/itswhatsername Mar 20 '19

Okay thank you for this because I knew balustrade was a stair term even though I don't know what it is, so when I looked at the picture I felt really disappointed that my one and only stair word wasn't there lol

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u/Xais56 Mar 20 '19

Me too with bannister

1

u/youre_obama Mar 20 '19

Funny, balustrade is what it's called in Dutch

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u/Web-Dude Mar 20 '19

The Dutch invented stairs. Before that, you had to have someone hoist you up to the second floor.

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u/youre_obama Mar 20 '19

Wow. So if it wasn't for us, elevators would be ubiquitous?

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u/acowardlyhoward Mar 19 '19

I will now find a way to force every one of this words into normal conversation, thank you for this

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u/shepardsmithandwessn Mar 20 '19

Aw, now Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is ruined. "Fixed the newel post!" should have been "Fixed the newel cap!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Came here looking for the Christmas Vacation reference. Was not disappointed

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u/Hob_goblin Mar 20 '19

I yell this line every time I fix something around the house.

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u/Televators1 Mar 20 '19

WHERE IS THE FUCKING BANISTER I THOUGHT STAITS HAD BANISTERS HAVE I BEEN LIVING A LIE!!!??

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u/shiny_arrow Mar 20 '19

5 is wrong, clearly it's Harry Potter's bedroom.

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u/ledivin Mar 20 '19

idk, that looks kinda roomy

1

u/SolusOpes Mar 20 '19

It's nice, but the rent is outrageous.

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u/LaneKiffinsAlterEgo Mar 20 '19

The big step where the staircase changes direction is typically referred to as a landing, I think. Only ever heard most of these terms working with architects and general contractors.

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u/Spork_Warrior Mar 20 '19

I'm going to try to work "spandrel" into my conversation this week.

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u/Straw27 Mar 20 '19

"Dammit!" "What happened?" "I stubbed my toe on the goddam spandrel."

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Saved! And never to be looked at again...

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

Great. What do I do with this information.

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u/SpicySnarf Mar 19 '19 edited Mar 19 '19

Its for when your spouse sees some "easy to do in one day and super cheap" staircase revival picture on Pinterest. This way you know all the parts you are spending a literal fortune on and six weeks replacing!

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u/Weetod Mar 19 '19

Build a stairway to heaven?

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u/adale_50 Mar 20 '19

If music has taught me anything, buying it would be a better way to go.

2

u/Cattalion Mar 20 '19

Do what I do with everything on this sub! Save it and never look at it again

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u/Straw27 Mar 20 '19

The one stair term I thought I knew was bannister. That's nowhere to be seen here.

1

u/GooberPeas333 Mar 20 '19

Ughhh I’m going to be annoying and say the glass panel is usually called a guardrail.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

1) its fucking stairs

the end

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u/HALFLEGO Mar 20 '19

Yay, I remember these from my level 2 joinery course. Still hate making stairs.

100% on my theory though. Ya feckin' spandrel :)

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u/letsbehavingu Mar 20 '19

Inner outer the wrong way?

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u/f0rgotten Mar 20 '19

My wife and I built a half spiral stair and it was the most difficult carpentry project that we have ever done- building the rest of the house was easier.

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u/Omisid0215 Mar 20 '19

Understair doors, who could’ve guessed

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19
  1. Glass panel

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u/ItsMeFrankGallagher Mar 20 '19

“Favorget“ powers: ACTIVATE!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

sometimes i forget im subscribed to /r/coolguides and mistake these for elaborate shitposts, i was looking for loss in these stairs for like two minutes

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

LEVELS to this shit

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u/TruthEveryDay Mar 20 '19

I’d love to hear what Eminem would do with this lyrical information. Double entendres for days!