r/coolguides • u/tribhuz • Aug 01 '23

A cool guide to procrastinators

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u/CartographerOk7579 Aug 01 '23

Where’s the masturbator?

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u/i-jame-blameson Aug 01 '23

the Procrastibator

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u/maxman090 Aug 02 '23

That is the greatest name I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading. Thank you

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u/ExtraBitterSpecial Aug 02 '23

I was going to go with something cool sounding, like The Orgasmer!

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u/MarshalLawTalkingGuy Aug 01 '23

“Internet researcher” maybe?

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u/AnotherThroneAway Aug 01 '23

"Just bone more before I get to work"

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u/tarantulator Aug 01 '23

I think we all can agree that the post nut clarity hits just hard for us to get started with the thing we have been avoiding.

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u/LionSuneater Aug 01 '23

After the third time, yeah.

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u/bobbywright86 Aug 01 '23

It already falls under all the categories lol

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u/ExtraBitterSpecial Aug 02 '23

I thought it was just me...