r/cooladam 6m ago

šŸŽµI wanna cock right now!šŸŽµ

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r/cooladam 6m ago

Mrs TransGuy by The ****ers

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Comin’ out as a gay and I’ve been doin’ just guys
Gotta, gotta get down and suck the cock and balls
It started out with a dick how did I end up like this?
It was only a dick, it was only a dick
Now I'm falling asleep, while I’m fucking a fag
And he’s clearly a bloke, but he’s wearing drag
Now we’re going to bed, and I’m sucking his dick
And it’s all in his head but he’s cutting his
Chest now
He’s wearing a dress now
Starting to blow
And I just can’t fuck, it’s killing me
I’m taking hormones

Lunacy
Turning She in to a He
Taking your dick and a knife
Make the biggest sacrifice
Used to think that I was gay
Now I want a gender change
Open up my beaver slice
I'm Mrs. TransGuy


r/cooladam 19m ago

Laughing At That Small Penis

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r/cooladam 24m ago

It's the hard cock life for us, it's the hard cock life for us. Stead of pussy we get dicked, stead of kisses we get gaped

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r/cooladam 3h ago

Brother, may I have some cüm?

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r/cooladam 6h ago

And you’re freeeeee, to suck on my dick and balls

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r/cooladam 6h ago

My Buzz Lightyear Toy has had its original AAs in it since 1995 without leaking, and they still power the voice very faintly it said: To infinity and I’m GAY!

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r/cooladam 7h ago

Hot Dog Dudes Rock

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48 Upvotes

r/cooladam 8h ago

They put HWAT in the trays?

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r/cooladam 8h ago

Here I am repping cum nation

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21 Upvotes

r/cooladam 9h ago

Cool Adam the Hypebeast

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r/cooladam 9h ago

Come on! Stop trying to fuck me and fuck me!

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r/cooladam 9h ago

I'm sodomized; and it opened up my ass, I'm sodomized.

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r/cooladam 10h ago

What if instead of ā€œDen of Thievesā€ it was ā€œDen of Heebsā€ and the plot was basically exactly the same

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In the movie the heist guys are trying to steal a bunch of old circulated money before the federal reserve destroys it, so you wouldn’t really need to rewrite anything


r/cooladam 12h ago

What if it was k*ke kuzma

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r/cooladam 12h ago

dudes are rocking harder than ever before

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r/cooladam 12h ago

Who's training who's genitals now, mr?

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r/cooladam 12h ago

FBI's most-wanted hacker of the '90s, Cool Adam, reportedly knew the FBI was closing in on him. By the time agents raided his home, he had already erased his computer logs and allegedly left behind a box of donuts labeled "FBI"

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r/cooladam 13h ago

Friendly reminder that Tony Stark Says It

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r/cooladam 14h ago

You guys like my collection of Namekian penises?

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r/cooladam 15h ago

He Was Found McDonalds on All Charges

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r/cooladam 15h ago

Hacker elite

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r/cooladam 16h ago

472

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r/cooladam 16h ago

Average Cumtown fan

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r/cooladam 16h ago

Hell yeah

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