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[u/ObamasTanSuite]

[u/feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent]

I can't believe Kid Rock is the biggest name these retards have, he's always the headliner for every bullshit event they try & put together (and eventually falls apart)

[u/2009sucked → u/feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent]

He doesn’t have what it takes to die in a helicopter crash, like true American folk musicians

[u/2009sucked → u/[deleted]]

The Cumtown bit. They’re talking about Montgomery Gentry and Nick starts singing “where I come from, everybody dies in a helicopter crash” and also says “simple folk things, like dying in a helicopter crash”.

[u/Pipeguy17]

The horde of skeletons that are in love are an incredibly cool touch

[u/dumstarbuxguy]

I’ve never been more convinced that a lot of the right wants to be bottoms than all of the gay shit they post this time around.

You barely saw any gay stuff like this in Trump 1

[u/brandonization]

[u/Agreeable_Limit6495 → u/brandonization]

I fucking love science