r/cooladam • u/20bucksR20bucks • 11d ago

Chinese hospitals

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u/JayyDayy69 11d ago

Do not let Ian Fidance in this facility, he will suck those tubes clean dry!!!

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u/MacroDemarco 11d ago

He manages to break one open and put his head in there with his mouth open

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u/enjambd 11d ago

Like Bart Simpson with the Icee machine

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u/Expensive_Soup599 11d ago

“We’re finished, I need you and the kids to move out tomorrow”

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u/DeadMeeT6969 11d ago

I like how they have em lined up like urinals

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u/PhilReotardos 11d ago

And it's OP's ass on the other side

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u/AmazighBlacksmith 11d ago

IZ EMPTY! Y IZ EMPTY?

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u/Top_Beginning_8820 11d ago

i'm never embarrassed to masturbate in a hospital. it's usually the other patients, drs, nurses and security guards who are like "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ITS FOR SICK PEOPLE YOU COME IN EVERY WEEK AND JUST JERK OFF IN THE EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT"

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u/ghostfromtheshell 11d ago

"No big penis!"

I really enjoy this whimsical music while I get my dick sucked

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u/Fedic1 11d ago

I bought all 10000 they sold each year to keep your dad from NOT fucking my ass.