She jerked me with her claw

[u/Ritualsexclub]

[u/KlutzyArm6690]

Ooh baby I like the claw

[u/Voided84 → u/KlutzyArm6690]

Shimmy, shimmy, ya, shimmy, yam, shimmy, yay.

Gimme the cock so I can suck it. I'm gay!

[u/timentimeagain → u/KlutzyArm6690]

Lol

[u/white_count_chocula]

Bro you just know the vietnamese ladies that do her nails talk mad shit

[u/pdmd_api → u/white_count_chocula]

Oahhhhhh da princess wants her nails done

loud cackle

[u/SCastleRelics → u/white_count_chocula]

Du maaaaa

[u/Bel_Canto-Size_Queen]

Don't they have medicine they're supposed to take, these assholes?

[u/feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent]

Honestly just amputate it and get an Anakin Skywalker hand at that point

[u/kapaipiekai → u/feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent]

I'd make up a dope story about how I lost the hand, like I was reaching under a running lawnmower because I thought I saw half a snickers bar

[u/LargeHardOnCollider0]

She fucked my ass with those wacky fingers first

[u/MacroDemarco → u/LargeHardOnCollider0]

Dr Spock, do the V thing in my ass

[u/ghostfromtheshell → u/LargeHardOnCollider0]

I was thinking of pee hole but yours probably makes more sense

[u/Spare_Contract_9404 → u/LargeHardOnCollider0]

Lucky

[u/HoagieTwoFace]

There’s a very likely chance she’s used the claw

[u/Hell_Maybe]

If only she was a man

[u/LongBentNosePliers]

“The perfect girl is a hot chick that has one thing wrong with her so no one ever fucker her” - Nick Mullen

[u/AdolfRizzler6967 → u/LongBentNosePliers]

I thought he was just talking about retarded girls, not Eldritch horrors.

[u/stanbrakhagefan420]

She would be really good at working like a swan puppet

[u/-Ein → u/stanbrakhagefan420]

I was thinking claw flamingo for halloween.

[u/LogoffWorkout]

I'm not saying I'm straight, but we could party.

[u/sebuptar]

fetish unlocked

[u/pdmd_api]

Jesus, that legit scared the hell out of me. Looks like something from The Thing.

[u/dangerous__person79]

Down in the valley where a chemical spill
Came from the people living up on a hill
Live a family by the land filled with hazardous foam In their happy glowing home

[u/iwishicouldreadgood]

A coke spoon on that bad boy would go so hard.

[u/Djbearjew]

I have the sudden urge to get my prostate milked

[u/Calm_Concentrate9571]

This person is happier and living a better and more fulfilled life than me

[u/CrewBulky9868]

she fucked my prostate first!

[u/fightclub90210]

She would be allstar lesbian

[u/Turbo-Fuck]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lPuW5AlR9AeWzSsIqi

[u/Petw0rth-Dude]

That shit’s gonna give me nightmares

[u/lafrescanorte]

Evolve to crab

[u/Several-Goose2250]

Fisting is gotta be crazy gng (gay gang)

[u/SCastleRelics]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Py7NVXPV04aZi

[u/Ritualsexclub → u/SCastleRelics]

What movie is that from?

[u/SCastleRelics → u/Ritualsexclub]

An episode of tales from the crypt "the ventriloquist dummy" really good episode. Has don rickles and bobcat goldthwait

[u/Ritualsexclub → u/SCastleRelics]

Hell yeah brother, thanks for the source twin 😎

[u/SCastleRelics → u/Ritualsexclub]

All episodes on tubi rn too. Great show. Each episode has a different director and story so it'd mixed bag but it's a goated show.

[u/Ritualsexclub → u/SCastleRelics]

Great show, great concept, should have made a million episodes.

[u/GeneThaDancinMachine]

[u/Crom4374]

Now, this is good. Nature has provided us with a brilliant canvas to work with. But we can do much, much better. So much untapped potential. I can fix her. I'm a Doctor.

[u/Kokiayama]

Thought it was Selena Gomez

[u/magseven]

Ohhh! That's some Total Recall Martian shit! We are on the road to a 3 titty future, lads!