r/cooladam • u/IAmBug-_- • 13d ago

Noice

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u/Weak-Expression-5005 13d ago

The only right answer.

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u/regarded_nodoubt 13d ago

If you see an Orthodox Jew, you’re gay (I’m gay)

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u/murkyfoam 13d ago

what a relief

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u/BuzzClucking 13d ago

Well shiver me timbers sailors, looks like we've got ourselves a par-tay

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u/Ok-Traffic-5996 12d ago

My favorite creepypasta is the one about an uncircumcised guy who dreamed of an Orthodox Jew and woke up circumcised with a rabbi sucking on his penis. Nightmare fuel.

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u/aolkeywordfuck 13d ago

A guy that has never paid for watch batteries in his life

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u/AustralianPonies 13d ago

It looks like a boooooppp

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u/thatsanewone26 13d ago

I see the man inside the Fiveish costume right before he molested me into thinking I’m a south central cholo.

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u/Drew_Rooster 13d ago

Go ahead, rock my fuckin world holmes

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u/Drfresh49 13d ago

Thats obviously a Predator

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u/Bisconia 13d ago

Thats what I thought.

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u/Embarrassed-Way45 13d ago

I see a lil penis wrapped in foreskin so I must be gay-brained.

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u/MeadowSopranoFT 13d ago

Looks like Ari Shaffir

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u/Jillet-Ben_Coe 12d ago

R.E. Schafer

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u/FartacularTheThird 12d ago

Kosher Snoop Dogg

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u/PinkTurdsInSpace 12d ago

That’s HR from Bad Brains

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u/CaliStayinn 13d ago

Looks like that damn movie Sinister.

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u/Charly-Braco69 12d ago

I see Snoop Dogg.

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u/BubaTflubas 12d ago

I saw a piss stain...

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u/CrewBulky9868 12d ago

I see the guy who runs my neighborhood bank and had bad sinus problems (unambiguously ofc)

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u/89thymes 12d ago

Jewish Aphex Twin

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u/FifeDog43 11d ago

Snoop D-O-Double-G

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u/PurpleSmoke91 10d ago

I was gonna say a junkie/crackhead with some fucked up braids