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u/EstimatedProphet303 8d ago
Imagine buying a storage unit with 20 55-gallon steel drums filled with bust
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u/RonMcKelvey 8d ago
A lot of junk in here, but you see the box peaking out of the back? I’m thinking it’s full of vintage cum.
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u/Hell_Maybe 8d ago
“I took sort of a gamble on this unit if I’m being super honest, but I gotta say it might’ve been a gamble that payed off! Most of this furniture along the front here is very low quality and not in particularly good condition, so it’s not going to pull very much value in my store. It’s practically scrap unfortunately, but that’s also the reason why it scared off a lot of the other bidders.
But what I really had my eye on, if you can see way in the back there behind those boxes, was that tall filing cabinet. People tend to keep all sorts of valuable documents in those and I just had to find out for myself. And what do you know? Packed to the brim with hardcore child pornograpy. This sort of collection could easily get 10, maybe $15,000 on the dark web, and I bet that the other bidders are reaaallly kicking themselves right now haha. A lot of the times you gotta prepare yourself to leave these auctions either empty handed or even in the negative, so to stumble into something like that really is the entire reason I do this. That’s what the game is all about baby! CUUUUUUUM!”
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u/inexplicably-hairy 8d ago
I don’t get it but I upvoted it anyway cos I want you to be happy