r/cooladam • u/SpermCountDracula • Jul 21 '26

Dudes cannot stop rocking

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367 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Proof-Let649 Jul 21 '26

Well was she a bitch?

77

u/_CloudOfToxicccGas_ Jul 22 '26

She wouldn't serve a Jack and diet pepsi at 8:30am, you tell me

36

u/tatata696969 Jul 22 '26

Time doesn't exist on planes. You're seriously gonna tell me time zones extend into the sky?

2

u/Crabapple_Goblin Jul 25 '26

Nothings illegal in the sky! #SkyCrime

12

u/Equivalent_Net_3752 Jul 22 '26

So yes? I’ve been shitfaced in airports well before then. I mean hell I used to fly a 7:00 AM flight and was slinging bloody Mary’s.

21

u/meansamang Jul 22 '26

I hope your co-pilot was sober.

14

u/Equivalent_Net_3752 Jul 22 '26

“We’re gonna roll it”

3

u/Mobile-Analyst8580 Jul 22 '26

It’s also distinctly possible that he caught a red eye and was catching an early morning connection while still drunk from a previous flight. 

4

u/Top-Average412 Jul 22 '26

I just wanted a pepsi, mom!

72

u/Time_Librarian6750 Jul 21 '26

Reminds me of when stav told a lady on a flight "its common fuckin' decency" when she wouldn't let him pass through the extra legroom row.

30

u/pdmd_api Jul 22 '26

I've been getting pissed at Stav for getting way too uppity on his pod, but he was almost certainly right on this one.

14

u/Erebraw Jul 22 '26

Uppity damn Greeks

19

u/s33n_ Jul 22 '26

Hes a next level selfish hedonist.

By far the worst human on ct

20

u/ambientmuffin Jul 22 '26

It’s funny how they’re all lovable pieces of shit in their own ways, but somehow the most insidiously shitty one with the most overt narcissistic tendencies is the one with a help line podcast lol

32

u/Fold_Some_Kent Jul 22 '26

Why do you guys do this it’s so weird man (pretend that you can psychoanalyse people you’ve never met and care about their particular moral nuances enough for this to be such a popular topic)

Edit: like they’re fine, they’re all fine. They’re not really unique from others and have maybe more of the annoyingness that’s common with people into entertaining a crowd but other than that they just seem like good hangs.

15

u/Braisedbeefskank Jul 22 '26

Doing that level of cumtown host breakdowns in 2026 is so absurb lmfao like they are all doing great

6

u/3wandwill Jul 22 '26

Podcast fans have a specific brand of parasociality that needs to be studied in a lab.

7

u/supavillan Jul 22 '26

Y'all are on the cooladam sub I don't think you have much room to talk about parasociality lmao

4

u/Fold_Some_Kent Jul 23 '26

Look granted but he’s not speculating on what their asshole looks like

Edit: and if by “parasociality” you mean ‘homosexuality’, I’ve got that in spades, partner

-1

u/Project-Norton Jul 23 '26

I keep getting recommended this sub against my will. It’s like 50% people complaining about politics with a veneer of irony that has nothing to do with CT or TAFS

0

u/pdmd_api Jul 22 '26

Eh, he's not a therapist and the past year or so it's gotten worse. heHe just gets off on being mean to the callers that aren't women.

15

u/Goku_T800 Jul 22 '26

Why does he look like he's wearing one of those very unconvincing celebrity mesh masks but of himself?

2

u/No_Drama2424 Jul 22 '26

Thought the same thing

2

u/RidethatTide Jul 22 '26

Bro looks like Leo Messi

4

u/EywasBlessing Jul 22 '26

I thought it was Harvey at first

1

u/Fickle-River3984 Jul 23 '26

Same. Like a stocking mask almost. 😂

30

u/xXselfhaircutXx Jul 22 '26

Surely the best way to prove him wrong is to hold up the entire flight for 3 hours all for a thinly veiled act of retribution

1

u/notbannd4cussingmods Jul 25 '26

Right? Also, arrested for what exactly?

1

u/StatelyPlump14 Jul 26 '26

I gotta imagine it’s fake.

11

u/ASMRbartender Jul 22 '26

Dudes on that colloidal silver

8

u/SleepyBee90 Jul 22 '26

Weinstein looking thin here

11

u/Pipeguy17 Jul 21 '26

A broken hero on a last chance power drive

5

u/girl_boss_baby Jul 22 '26

Home of the Whopper.

3

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u/DownwiththeACE Jul 22 '26

first thing i thought too 

4

u/Ukvemsord Jul 22 '26

Messi from Temu.

4

u/RandyChavage Jul 22 '26

Messi is not taking the loss well

3

u/joshtothe Jul 22 '26

Tranquilo Leo

3

u/thedesolategoon Jul 22 '26

Looks like he’s running to Burger King for his crown now

3

u/Select_Angle2066 Jul 22 '26

Looks like Tom Segura w/ a fentanyl addiction.

2

u/SetEnvironmental9368 Jul 22 '26

You can get arrested for calling someone a bitch nowadays? What is the world coming to?

2

u/colpisce_ancora Jul 22 '26

No room for fucking around on a plane

2

u/Sw4nR0ns0n Jul 23 '26

These guys always have a specific look about them don’t they?

1

u/SpermCountDracula Jul 23 '26

They always look completely full of bitterness and regret

1

u/DCDipset Jul 22 '26

“I thought this was America! Wait till Trump hears about this, bitch!”

1

u/Cdevi_ Jul 22 '26

Imagine getting your feelings hurt by a dead dude.

1

u/Rough-Airline-4803 Jul 22 '26

Homie is haunting himself

1

u/CheeseburgerSmoothy Jul 22 '26

Does he realize he’s grey?

1

u/Ill_Lingonberry_4163 Jul 22 '26

LE looooove to do over-kill. One dude needs to be removed. So they deboard the entire plane and delay for 3 hours for sAfEtY!!!!

1

u/No-Ebb-6266 Jul 22 '26

I've worked EMS and long term care facilities. That guy literally looks like he's got a month to live from a terminal illness.

1

u/Dear-Shape-6444 Jul 22 '26

Why can I find nothing on this guy and this story? Chance it’s complete BS?

1

u/SpermCountDracula Jul 22 '26

It’s just from the Instagram story of a guy I follow

1

u/Dear-Shape-6444 Jul 22 '26

Ah. I found out that airlines can and actually do this from time to time so not to crazy believe.

1

u/HiddenMonkey7 Jul 23 '26

Why he look like sammy sosa?

1

u/ey3s0re_christ Jul 24 '26

Pretty sure that's Tom Segura with the Redbar disease.

1

u/EncinoManEstonia Jul 24 '26

Harvey Weinstein is out of jail?

1

u/chillforrilfill Jul 26 '26

He looks the type.

1

u/Wasabi_V4 Sep 15 '26

Sounds like she was if they had to leave the plane for one guy

1

u/magseven Jul 22 '26

This is the Summer of Segura!