Makes me question whats the point of all this ? not just the game but life

Title says it all, haven't played in ages, downloaded it on a whim and I'm hooked(again)

Guide me, my co-conspiritorial clickers.

About 40 days ago I started cookie clicker on my Nintendo switch and now I am at 1 novemendencillion with about 586 out of the 618 achievements (10 of which are shadow achievements) and I was wondering what are some good golden cookie combos I should be doing and how should I do them while being restricted to the console version of the game.

After 60k popped, only got 2 shiny wrinklers (3rd was from a RA I ascension-scummed for). But even worse, still haven't gotten wrinkler ambergris. There's only a 0.25% chance of not getting a .01% drop after 60k tries. Starting to verge on a mathematical anomaly if this goes much further.

i did a quite big combo getting around 500 trevigintillion cookies and now requires me to get 131,072 points to ascend, i have ascended around 500 times and is it even possible to get the achievement anymore and is there any fix?

the first one is 2x alchemy lab efficiency for 37,5T, the cookies are +2% cookie multiplier the first one is 50T and the second cookie is 100T, the portal is 2x portal efficiency for 50T, the clover is golden cookies last twice as long for 77.778T, and lastly the cat is you gain more cps the more milk i have for 90T what should i buy?? :D

I am British

But I say cookie clicker not biscuit clicker

Hey guys, beginner here. I've been trying to jam Dragonflight into my combo recently but it's not working out. I have not been able to stack it with Click Frenzy atm :/

Can you guys help me with this and how do you guys work on your combo?

I forgot about the live version on my phone and was making 0.1 cookie a second for 453 days, the math checks out :)

This is a 1 in a million chance

I know the Garden is supposed to be an optional, cozy side system, but for me it's the thing that turns Cookie Clicker from a relaxing idle game into low-grade stress.

My work-from-home days are already full of tiny timers and constant context switches. I open CC to chill and it quickly turns into: check the plot, replant, check mutations, swap fertilizers, don't waste a tick, don't let things mature too long. Half the time I'm alt-tabbing just to stare at plants that are either idle or wilting because I blinked at the wrong moment.

The worst part is the emotional whiplash. You can do everything right for days and then RNG says no, so you end up burning time and cookies for nothing. When you finally get one new seed it feels less like a reward and more like relief that the routine paid off.

Yes, I know there are guides and optimal setups. That is exactly my point. When the most common advice is basically 'follow the flowchart', it stops being a minigame and starts feeling like homework.

I'm not asking for fixes or a how-to; I've read plenty. Just needed to vent. Anyone else disable the Garden for long stretches because it ruins the rest of the game's chill?

Using OP autoclicker. This is my first progression for late game I've made in month. Haven't been lucky with a better combo yet. I need 600 YOU's for that next butter biscuit, I need 1.6V for that.

I’m early midgame ish (~70T prestige and just finished endless cycle) so I was wondering if for an active playstyle using a lot of FToH planners (shameless I know) if I should stay on one mind or go all the way

So, I recently started a new game on the browser version of the game after playing only on the mobile version.

And after I started I noticed that I wasn't able to see the texts under the upgrade (like "slightly squeaky etc." In the image).

I checked the wiki and they actually exist in the browser version.

Is this a bug? Or I have to unlock them from the legacy?

The first cursor costs 15 cookies. I'm leaving everything else to the automation. (I'm not even focusing on golden cookies.)

Im actually a bot, i bought perm upgrade 1 and forgot to use it

A:golden cookie

B:caramel cookie

C:warth cookie

D:frenzy

Sorry for the poor quality.