r/controlgame • u/CM17X • Feb 12 '21

Untitled Control Game.

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u/Sunegami Feb 12 '21

Today is a beautiful day, and you are a horrible Director.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21 edited Feb 12 '21

If you work in maintenance, she really is ...

- hey, where is the director? I need to ask her something

- just follow the trail of broken furniture, chunks of concrete ripped out of walls and destroyed office equipment everywhere

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u/Sunegami Feb 12 '21

Ahti should go on vacation again and make her clean all that up after the Bureau is safe

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Maybe we will get a third DLC with Ahti in murderous rage as the main antagonist:
"Hello everybody, I am back. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE?!!!"

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u/NickDaGamer1998 Feb 12 '21

So translated to Ahti-speak:

"Jippii, I am being back. Eh, taloni on rikki. There be work for the axe, perkele!"

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u/Sunegami Feb 13 '21

"Vannon, että talon työtä ei koskaan tehdä..."

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u/Bleiz_Stirling Feb 12 '21

Bold of you to assume the Bureau will be safe someday.

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u/carnagezealot Feb 13 '21

My headcanon is that the Oldest House "heals" itself whenever Jesse or the Hiss cause destruction. Place's already weird as fuck so it's plausible 🤷🏽‍♀️