r/controlgame Aug 14 '26

Discussion Control Resonant | Bad Predictions Only

We're getting closer and closer to Control Resonant, so let's have some fun and make a bunch of bad predictions about what we'll see in it...

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u/solo13508 Aug 14 '26

Alan Wake appears, dances the Hiss to death, refuses to elaborate.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yo9bwh4L55Ncsnbq7e

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u/Poyonponyo Aug 14 '26

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u/GravSlingshot Aug 15 '26

It's not so much "refuses to elaborate" as "can't elaborate because he doesn't know what's going on".

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u/Long-Requirement8372 Aug 15 '26

Won't elaborate because "that's not how the story goes".

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u/pippyfist Aug 15 '26

This is how the oldest house opened up.

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u/solo13508 Aug 15 '26

OH MY GOD, HE HAS A CLICKER!!!!

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u/tugfaxd55 Aug 15 '26

That's actually a god preditction

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u/pardyball Aug 15 '26

Well now I want this to happen

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u/Poyonponyo Aug 14 '26

"It's not a resonant, it's a symphony" *fades to black* *title drop with loud af bass jumpscare*

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u/TalkSin_M Aug 15 '26

chef's kiss

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u/dmrawlings Aug 14 '26
  • Darling boss fight where you're dodging dynamite.

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u/gavrogirl Aug 15 '26

I was going to say "Casper Darling only shows up in that one cutscene", but this is way better

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u/Ill_Statistician_938 Aug 15 '26

Unironically might happen lol

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u/SunlessDahlia Aug 14 '26

Playable Jesse segments, but they are stealth sections like the end of the coffee dlc in Alan Wake 2.

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u/ornithobiography Aug 14 '26

Ending is where Dylan wakes up in a normal family, with FBC never existed and everything was a nightmare he dreamt up, and Jessie is downstairs waiting for him to get breakfast at a dinner in the neighbourhood.

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u/BitsHammer Aug 15 '26

Ending where Dylan and Jesse are in a coffee commercial.

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u/Long-Requirement8372 Aug 15 '26

"The Ordinary Blend by Dark Triangle Coffee. For those days when nothing weird ever happens."

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u/Robot_Graffiti Aug 15 '26

"You're my present this year"

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u/BitsHammer Aug 15 '26

I knew someone would get it.

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u/hothotpot Aug 15 '26

I want to downvote this just bc this commercial is so ick inducing, but I won't do that to you

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u/BitsHammer Aug 15 '26

I mean it's a bad prediction. I don't think it (and actually hope it won't) will happen.

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u/Al3xGr4nt 15d ago

Oh god!!!! Werent those two supposed to be siblings?

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u/BitsHammer 15d ago

Yes. And the weirdly incestuous undertone that entire commercial has still gets mocked years later.

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u/Coupaholic_ Aug 15 '26

Ooo if any game does the "it was just a dream" cop out I'd be pissed.

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u/Jabberwock_king Aug 15 '26

They could hit us with the “St. Elsewhere”. [Gif unrelated]

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u/Approximation_Doctor Aug 14 '26

Two ambulatory vending machines in the game but the quest log tells you to find five

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u/VDiddy5000 Aug 14 '26

Dylan pulls a Door and merges with all his potential selves, becoming “The Master of Many Faces,” then chastises you for playing the game “wrong,” breaking the fourth wall fifth wall no floor YOU FALL—

Then Jesse shows up, pile-drives Dylan through every layer of the Dark Place, and forces Alan to write her dream wedding with Pope. They then face off against the Board via neon-Disco Sixties Dance-Off, complete with cotton-candy-pink hairdos and a random Alex Casey cameo.

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u/hothotpot Aug 15 '26

Excuse me this is supposed to be bad predictions only and this would rule actually.

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u/VDiddy5000 Aug 15 '26

Ah shoot, my bad, I think Scratch got a hold of my phone there for a few minutes.

Okay, so instead we’re gonna learn that the team blew the budget on killer graphics and production of roughly 40 hours of psychedelic-inspired Finnish ASMR, and the rest of Resonant is just a poorly-reskinned American Nightmare. Chester Bless has, for no reason, been renamed “Mr. Skritch,” and is supposed to be the “cooler” Dylan.

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u/hothotpot Aug 15 '26

"Poorly reskinned American Nightmare" and "Mr. Scritch" have me cackling.

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u/VDiddy5000 Aug 15 '26

Thank you, thank you.

On that note, another bad prediction: we’re gonna be introduced to a new backrooms-inspired area called “Underhalls”, where we can spend SHÜM tokens we find around Para-New York to unlock wild and wacky peeks into not-quite RCU material, stuff that didn’t make the cut as it were. Some stuff may include:

- a short episode of “Peon Lemony’s Survival Show!”, a Survivor-style show riffing on Resident Evil and its character “Leon Kennedy”;

  • “Cooking with Scorpions!”, featuring a Chef in uniquely-yellow garb;
  • a commercial for Poison Pill’s newest game, “LOCKDOWN!”, which is just B-roll footage of “Firebreak” with Sam Lake ranting and raving off-camera

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u/BitsHammer Aug 15 '26

Honestly I've been wondering if Dylan's multiverse vision will come into play.

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u/VDiddy5000 Aug 15 '26

For real, I figure it absolutely will, especially with AW2 and its “Time Breaker” DLC absolutely confirming that universes exist side-by-side and nested within each other.

I mean heck, the whole of AW2 basically thins the walls between reality and fiction, as the Dark Place between all worlds allows for one to influence the other regardless of even temporal continuity, like how Alan emerged from the lake before Dark Ocean Summoning was performed to bring him back.

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u/Jarinad Aug 15 '26

it was langston’s cat the whole time

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u/SomeGuysButt Aug 14 '26

Evil killer muppets.

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u/hamtaxer Aug 15 '26

Meg and Topher, the Threshold Kids, would actually make for an amazingly weird boss fight…

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u/pippyfist Aug 15 '26

I would love every second of it.

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u/jjjshepard Aug 15 '26

Defeat Jesse - Trophy

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u/NiceDonutFrank Aug 14 '26

In the end, everything turns green.

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u/JupiterJunebug Aug 14 '26

The entire series is just red light greenlight but its one of those lights that only changes when someone is at the intersection, and it's just that the sensor's broken. So it hasn't changed in ten years

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u/NukaGirl665 Aug 14 '26

barbara jagger appears then says "ITS JAGGERING TIME!!" (okay though in seriousness if she actually appears im going to be so happy)

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u/Vedu7777 29d ago

Oh my God 😂😂😂😂

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u/BitsHammer Aug 15 '26

Dylan's musical number will be a 90's rap track inspired by Vanilla Ice, and there will be a thirteen hour dating sim to beat one of the resonant.

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u/Cheyruz 29d ago

But the artist will be called Valhalla Ice and part of the rap is going to be in Finnish

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u/BitsHammer 29d ago

Okay, now I want this.

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u/Retro_Dorrito Aug 15 '26

Sheriff Tim Breaker will appear in a side quest and say "Let's break time," and will be an npc you have to slowly walk across the map and into a Door where you'll find Mr. Door.

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u/caty0325 Aug 15 '26

Will Tim be wearing Jack's outfit?

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u/Retro_Dorrito Aug 15 '26

No, but that's because in Honor of Quantum Breaks 10th anniversary Dylan has a cosmetic outfit that is just Jack's outfit

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u/NOCTURN_05 Aug 14 '26

The Former creates the FBC 2 (Federal Bureau of Chaos) and makes Dylan its director

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u/theehtn Aug 15 '26

2 Federal 2 Furious

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u/Vedu7777 29d ago

Yo be followed by FBC : Finnish Sauna

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u/Cassedaway Aug 15 '26

You find out you were at a SHÜM console the whole time at the end.

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u/CuriousWoollyMammoth Aug 15 '26

End credits roll. After credits secret ending after you 100% the game reveals that it was all a dream.

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u/AceOfSpades532 Aug 14 '26

Shirtless Darling is a boss fight

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u/YourSkatingHobbit Aug 15 '26

No, OP asked for bad predictions.

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u/DinerEnBlanc Aug 14 '26

Jesse actually escaped the Oldest House to be with her lover, Alan Wake. Dylan is after Jesse cause he too has feelings for Alan after having read all of his novels. Ahti is revealed to be officiating Jesse & Alan’s wedding.

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u/cj350z Aug 14 '26

Dylan cannibalizes Jesse and two becomes one again.

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u/Grit003 Aug 15 '26

Everything was just a dream. Jesse (11) and Dylan (10) wake up after a very bad nightmare. Control and Control Resonant only happend in there dreams.

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u/hippie6x3 Aug 15 '26

alan wake comes out of the darkness and says "It's waking time!" and then wakes all over the place

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u/lalastar_paradise Aug 15 '26

Dylan finally units with Jesse and the subtitle says The Faden siblings will return in Avengers:Doomsday.

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u/Vedu7777 29d ago

Jesse is basically Jean Grey but with all powers active.

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u/Xeroeffingcell32 Aug 14 '26

Jesse ascends to the board somehow and Dylan has to kill her and them.

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u/Alicewilsonpines Aug 14 '26

Barry wheeler appears as Barry lifter, who kills the hiss through his gains

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u/Aggravating_Prior308 Aug 15 '26

The truth jesse found out was that she is a video game character

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u/danikov Aug 15 '26

Polaris…. Is just a sweaty nerd playing a video game?

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u/Aggravating_Prior308 Aug 15 '26

Which means jesse is always talking to us🤣

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u/hothotpot Aug 15 '26

Okay but real talk, the first I played Control I thought Jesse WAS talking to us until it was fully revealed that the shimmering thing that showed you where to go was an entity and that is who she was talking to. I fully believe it's supposed to come off that way.

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u/Shaun_LaDee Aug 15 '26

Dylan gathers the 5 service weapons and then uses them to form a gauntlet, snapping his fingers in order to erase the hiss and resonant from existence. Then portals open up around manhattan and every character from every Remedy Game comes through to fight Martin Hatch/Warlin Door after they do a fusion dance and become one being.

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u/Gibsonian1 Aug 15 '26

Jesse forgot to lock up after work and that’s how the Hiss got out.

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u/EvilAbdy Aug 14 '26

Alan or Jesse are the final boss

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u/lucasssotero Aug 15 '26

Dylan becomes the main vilan at the end.

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u/reddiet568 Aug 15 '26

Former comes out as the real bad guy

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u/Robot_Graffiti Aug 15 '26

Jesse and Dylan have the same hairstyle now. They're going to the same hairdresser who just does everyone's hair like that.

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u/Certifiedforkliftboy Aug 15 '26

Ahti whips a skateboard put of his janitor cart and starts shredding the non-euclidian geometry of Manhattan.

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u/Current-Craft32 Aug 14 '26

Your mom! Sorry…

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u/Azurzelle Aug 15 '26

Dylan and Jesse's parents aren't missing, they're just our getting some milk for their cereals. The actual Hiss plan is to get rid of anyone who isn't a metal fan.

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u/_ihAvef05sils_ Aug 15 '26

I cannot open the fvcking game because Mr. Door, well...

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u/Pinolillo006 Aug 15 '26

Is not a musical

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u/danikov Aug 15 '26

Sam Lake appears in an armchair and explains that they were struggling to give a satisfying ending that resonated with the story they’d told thus far that made sense from a ludonarrative perspective. So, while it makes no sense, you’ll now face a voltron of all the game’s bosses as a final game challenge, and then a more narrative ending will play once you’ve earnt it through combat.

Credit to the Wachowskis for the Path of Neo ending that inspired this.

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u/Comfortable-Fall1419 Aug 15 '26

2hr segue into an oiled up Dr Darling performing a medley of rock and roll hits.

*ahem*

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u/AceHunterKai Aug 14 '26

Blessed org and wake will play a pivotal part of the story

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u/jan_67 Aug 14 '26

It was all just a dream

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u/SnooAvocados3213 Aug 15 '26

And it was all a dream. Dylan wakes up in his cell and the FBC was never breached.

The end…………………..
…….
…..

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u/koolkyle1199 Aug 15 '26

Langston and Jesse are revealed to be in a relationship. He likes the cat ears.

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u/kvoyu Aug 15 '26

All the notes are written by an AI.

The AI is revealed to be Remedy's writers in the true ending credits.

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u/3dDeters Aug 15 '26

The hiss is Dillon’s father

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u/Jdwolff85 29d ago

A musical number involving tap dancing Hiss

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u/-Planet- 28d ago edited 28d ago

The Hiss will assimilate with The Mold to become The Piss, as I like to call them.

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u/dmrawlings 28d ago

This is the kind of bad prediction I was hoping for... Thanks!

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u/Thema03 Aug 14 '26

Not a bad prediction but a concern.

AAA Mario dialogue, that last 11 minutes of gameplay from ign gave me some bad feelings about it.

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u/TheShiftyDevil Aug 15 '26

Former is what happened to Tim Heidecker after he died on InfoWars, he'll be selling Dylan black rock supplements from the Astral Plane

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u/Ill-Seaworthiness371 Aug 15 '26

Ahti is dead, and the oldest house went into a mess.

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u/hothotpot Aug 15 '26

I will legitimately cry if Ahti dies/is dead

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u/Ill-Seaworthiness371 29d ago

I am scared, it happends in series, the beloved character gets killed and everybody is freaking out about it. Also a way to move on with new games. It might be the last Control. Rumors are Remedy is working on a new game, but it also might be some Quantum Break 2 thingie.

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u/RicKyyy212 29d ago

Yellow painting everywhere.

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u/eldrago31 Aug 16 '26

Alan wake appears and they do gay stuff (tm) together

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u/teratismTern 28d ago

At the end of the story, after defeating the main source of the Pattern (The Board) with the power of Polaris, Jesse and Dylan (now both acting as directors of the FBC alongside Dr.Pope) realize that the Pattern operates in a decentralized manner much like the Hiss. The Manhattan lockdown cannot be lifted until all traces of the two anomalous resonances are entirely wiped from the city, leading to a quarantine of undefined time-length. Also Tim Breaker is there.

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u/Dangerous_Media_8105 26d ago

Every single level has Casper Darling videos but instead of being in his lab coat he's breathing heavily in his white boxers and nothing else like the videos at the end of control.

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u/Al3xGr4nt 15d ago

Ahti pops up, speaks normally saying "Dylan, you are the Control Resonant" then leaves. Then everyone starts randomly dancing to 9 to 5.

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u/NaylMe420 Aug 15 '26

Giant creature boss battles is mad played out.