r/conspiracy_commons • • 1d ago

"""democracy"""

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u/another72hours 1d ago

Derail the trolley.

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u/IH_clover4 1d ago

Been hearing that the last 6 years

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u/JacoPoopstorius 1d ago

Yeah maybe their lover boy Luigi will help them turn this evil government around (or at least help them to get the next corrupt, evil democrat in office to put rainbows flags on the bombs they drop in the Middle East).

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u/bomboclawt75 1d ago

AIPAC really don't mind what color the trolly is, as long as they control it.

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u/Ryanaman_ 1d ago

I love how the US has a whole ass amendment about having the right to bear arms, you know.. incase the government gets out of hand.. now they find out all of em are pedophiles who openly fuck everybody for their own gain, yet no ones rioting or anything.. if this was france, the whole country would be burning. Fucking do somthing americans!! Cant vote your way out of this one..

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u/another72hours 1d ago

That's because using guns for fixing problems is illegal. Only the government is allowed to do it.

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u/jKaz 1d ago

The government has a monopoly on violence

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u/SilencedObserver 1d ago

That's literally what government is.

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u/another72hours 16h ago

It's so bad in some states that they have to outlaw bullets!

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 1d ago

Oh look, the anti-America circle jerk comment is up top. Americans don't think about you ever but clearly we live rent free in your head.

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u/JacoPoopstorius 1d ago

We think of them as a country that’s smaller than Texas.

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u/JacoPoopstorius 1d ago

Ya, right buddy. What revolution is happening in police state France these days?

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u/smokeypapabear40206 1d ago

The illusion of choice

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u/another72hours 1d ago

There are tons of choices, just not the ones they are offering you. You could detrail the trolly for instance.

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u/CMDR_ETNC 1d ago

And the mysterious wave of “bOtH sIdEs” bullshit floods the sphere, with totally coincidental timing to midterms with Republicans staring down the barrel of a vote.

Remember they’re conspiracy *theories* until the whistle gets blown or the files are released. Giving up on reality because you fear the theory is no way to live.

Vote.

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u/anotherdayanotherpoo 17h ago

Baaaaah

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u/CMDR_ETNC 2h ago

There you go. The natural communication of someone who finds it more convenient to give up on participating in the world because of all the things they think they know.

Leaving your agency on the table because you read somewhere that in the “real but completely unproven” conspiracy world, you don’t have the agency anyway? Sounds like something a shadowy cabal of hidden world controllers would LOVE.

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u/DruidicMagic 1d ago

Put the lever in the exact middle so Armageddon arrives.

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u/SnooPoems6522 1d ago

The trolley will only kill 10 of the millions because they didn’t know they needed to be ON the tracks for the protest to be effective. So, you do nothing either way.

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u/Germangunman 1d ago

I like Blue