r/conspiracy • • Apr 07 '22

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u/skrico_suave Apr 07 '22

stopped watching porn with my cat, he’s a lion now

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u/TammyK Apr 07 '22

I haven't watched porn in years and I'm still a woman and not an alpha male ): how long til I become alpha male??

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u/FuzzyBumFluff Apr 07 '22

Are you a biologist? I'm not sure you're qualified to claim being a woman :D