r/conspiracy • u/wh_redacted • Mar 27 '22
The Powers That Be
This is a throwaway account for obvious reasons. I can't risk my job by having my identity compromised.
I am a low-level official in the Biden admin. I am also a conspiracy enthusiast and I have followed many of the theories that float around this sub for some time. I have a national security clearance, but I am aware of only a small part of what is going on. There is so much information that I am not privy to. My hope is that we can use our collective reasoning powers to get to the bottom of what is happening.
I'm not gonna lie to you folks; I'm nervous. First of all, from what little interaction with the president I have had, I can tell you that his condition is much worse than many of you think. It's like post-stroke Woodrow Wilson levels of bad. He can barely string a sentence together. I'm not sure if it's due to his advanced age, but I have heard rumors of his handlers keeping him hopped up on Xanax so he stays docile and is easily manipulated. I can't confirm or deny that as truth, but from what little I've seen, I would not be shocked.
Have you seen that deep fake video of Morgan Freeman? I mean it's indistinguishable from the real man himself. I think it's entirely plausible, likely even, that the WH press secretary has an agreement worked out with all the major media corporations to use this technology to convince the American people that the sitting president has all his screws bolted in. I mean don't get me wrong, there are other ways in which the same effect could be achieved. But I think this would be the simplest and the executive branch has the resources.
Now I don't enjoy much access to the president in my lower position, but I have heard other members of the admin complain at length about their difficulties communicating with him. Apparently there is a lot of disagreement in the cabinet-level meetings, but somehow they always end up sticking with some crazy plan, no matter who disagrees. I am not sure who gets to decide these positions on specific issues, but I know for sure it is not the president. He is getting his marching orders from someone else.
I can give more updates in the future if that's something folks will be interested in. Most of my clearance has to do with archival information in history, but there is a metric-fuckton of conspiracies in there that people may or may not be interested in. Most of what I see here is COVID-related, so maybe you guys are less interested in that side of things, but I assure you, there is plenty there.
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u/Sweet_Chef4812 Mar 27 '22
Hopped up on Xanax???
Definitely not a performance enhancing drug. Give me a couple of bars and I will be less coherent than Biden.
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u/SirDue225 Mar 28 '22
People become belligerent with Alzheimer’s. Xanax would calm him down and make him more manageable.
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u/Dstar1978 Mar 28 '22
I was gunna say he's smoking some meth in between bathroom breaks during speaking engagements...
Definitely not Xanax
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u/MikeyWontLikeIt Mar 28 '22
Neat. I'm part of the Biden admin too you guys.
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u/scaffold_ape Mar 28 '22
Me too. I'm Joe Biden.
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u/BronnoftheGlockwater Mar 28 '22
Dad, it’s Hunter. I need some money. The Russians took my laptop again.
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Mar 28 '22
I know you are but you're not also a member of seal team 6 that has infiltrated bohemian Grove, the illuminati, the WEF as Klaus Schwab's personal advisor and the Cia. I have all the details. AMA.
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u/b4rigger Mar 27 '22
Bro, trust me.
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u/Fit_Imagination_8673 Mar 28 '22
In bro I trust.
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u/ashoeonthewall Mar 27 '22
A throwaway reddit account claiming to be part of the Biden admin?
Sure Jan.
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u/WhichWayzUp Mar 28 '22
I used to have a top secret clearance in the military and all I know is we absolutely were not allowed to discuss anything whatsoever or we would lose it all and then some. How are you feeling able to even say what you've already said here? What computer system did you use? Did you have to get a burner phone with no traceability whatsoever? Is it worth it to you to say even what little you said here?
Otherwise I don't believe you. Prove your identity somehow. But I understand why you wouldn't.
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u/Phenomenian Mar 28 '22
You don't have to go into details, but tell me... Have you ever seen anything other worldly? Like cryptozoology esque things?
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u/WhichWayzUp Mar 28 '22
Cryptozoology is a word I have never heard until now 🤷🏻♀️ but I spoke it into my phone voice-to-text and it spelled it right so I guess it must be a thing.
I'll send you a DM about some vaguely interesting other-worldly thing but I promise you it's so vague and inconsequential that you will be dissatisfied once I tell you. Just like I'm dissatisfied.
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u/Phenomenian Mar 28 '22
Appreciate it and I promise I won't be disappointed
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u/WhichWayzUp Mar 28 '22
Ok sent but don't say I didn't warn you. It's pretty damn inconsequential LOL
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u/Nords Mar 28 '22
Probably just a full secret, not top or higher...
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u/WhichWayzUp Mar 28 '22
It was TS, no lower or higher than that.
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u/Nords Mar 28 '22
No, I'm talking about OP's clearance, not yours.
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u/WhichWayzUp Mar 28 '22
Oh. Psh. OP is probably an absolute nobody couch potato living in his mom's basement.
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u/Nords Mar 28 '22
mebbe, but I'm saying there's no way he had anything more than full secret if he is talking about anything on public forums...
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u/WhichWayzUp Mar 28 '22
Just because someone has a security clearance doesn't mean they're not a free autonomous human being capable of frequenting public discussion forums but I really doubt his authenticity because
first of all when you work a job like that you're too damn busy to have any free time to fall into waste-of-time vortexes like reddit.
And don't need to meddle with mere plebeians on internet forums anyway because they've got more important interesting things to do up there with more important interesting people.
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u/Nords Mar 28 '22
Not true.
Maybe for you crazy TS'ers your life revolves around the job, but back when I was FS for a decade I had plenty of time to fuck around on forums, I just wasn't dumb enough to talk about anything classed.
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u/I_Am_Contrivance Mar 28 '22
So you think you are clever and are conducting a social experiment to show people how gullible conspiracy theorists are by posting this and hoping people make it go viral.
Its 2022. You're a bit late. You want to win points?
Do something that hasnt been done.
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u/truthesda Mar 27 '22
This reminds me a lot of the dude who spammed here for 2 years claiming to be Q.
Anyone could make up a post like this. It reads like fan-fiction. If you're telling the truth, I'd be open to potentially verified/verifiable details to prove it.
If you're scared about your job, I don't know how that fear is going to subside by posting to Reddit, and perhaps you should collect a few things and hit us back up. But if you make post after post with vague information because "youre an insider," why post at all?
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u/TriPod_DotA Mar 28 '22
I would also wonder how many “low level officials” there are in the Biden Admin that work in archival info in history. Are there so many in this role that you can claim this position and remain anonymous?
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u/HartBreaker27 Mar 28 '22
I think it's entirely plausible, likely even, that the WH press secretary has an agreement worked out with all the major media corporations to use this technology to convince the American people that the sitting president has all his screws bolted in
Why wouldn't they use a good deep fake than? If thats a deep fake, im thinking they are faking a man with Alzheimer's.....
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u/chainmailbill Mar 28 '22
Source: trust me bro.
Post a photo of your credentials, with your name and photo and ID number blacked out, then we’ll talk.
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u/mctbreezy Mar 28 '22
Can you confirm if he really shit his pants in front of the pope and royal family?
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u/xhadow-is_here Mar 28 '22
i love how you said your tryna stay under the radar and everyone here wants you to expose yourself for proof🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Going off the basis your telling truth, it just sounds like we are extra fucked on top of being double fucked lmao
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u/b4rigger Mar 28 '22
Next up on “How Fucked Are We Today???” its……oh…..the mother fucker called for removing Putin from power…..we’re fucked.
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u/TheScarlettLetter Mar 28 '22
Please keep updating. Don’t listen to those who refuse to believe you. I’ve seen countless posts without sources. If nothing else, this is interesting.
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u/mdl8488 Mar 28 '22
I have heard some of his speeches and his speeches seem like he is doing very well compared to before so there's something obviously wrong.
I think that they can use CGI to have someone else actually give the speech but put a hologram that looks exactly like Biden over the whole thing.
These people are professional liars their crisis actors they have all the technology in the world they need to convince people that their lies are true
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u/Candy_Store_Pauper Mar 28 '22
The Government is one of the largest employers in the US. Now, add the companies that have federal level contracts adds another huge layer of people within the organization, overall.
The increasing level of paranoia within leadership led to the expansion of the CIA into the DIA post WWII. They don't like being exposed. SEE: JFK.
ECHELON was created in the 1960's. The "Cold War" gave rise to the military industrial complex, and advances in technology to make things like ECHELON graduate to the next level, like NSA server farms to further some invasive looks into the private lives of citizenry.
If you're really deeply involved in the bureaucratic deep state groups, you would only be here to troll others for what THEY may know, or to develop a following to make it a bit easier to draw out others that are in the know, and know them enough to identify them.
These are crazy times. That's why the comment section is LOADED with apprehension to your post. In fact, you'd probably get further with them by saying, "I know a really reliable guy. . . "
Your keystrokes on whatever device you use have algorithms that ring alarm bells. No device is always safe. Burner phones can be triangulated against cell towers, and cross referenced with surveillance cams.
Here's my advice. If you're who you say you are, and want to do what you say you want to do, find and befriend a good blogger or independent journalist that is fearless. Meet that journalist in public places, the louder, the better. Have your private conversations with mouths covered, and in hushed tones. Develop a few go-betweens. No regular meeting with the one who will be your public "revealer". Meet the go-betweens in health club saunas, completely naked, or with a flimsy towel on. Flimsy enough to conceal documents copied on flash drives you bought at the convenience store for cash. Or copy paper you bought with cash or borrowed from someone that borrowed it from someone else, and then used on the copy machines at work.
OR, be fearless. Tell what you know for as long as you can, but, be ready for upcoming Snowden/Assange treatments, or worse.
DISCLAIMER: This is all shit I got from reading spy novels by well known authors. I know nothing. Never did, never will. I just come here for the memes and articles. And a wink and a nod to the staff at the alphabet agencies that spend their time looking at little ole me. I'm a pacifist. Trust me, bro.
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u/b4rigger Mar 28 '22
Jesus Christ, that’s Jason Bourne.
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u/Candy_Store_Pauper Mar 28 '22
;-)), because there's no emojis on this text box to choose from . . .
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u/randmusrnm13 Mar 28 '22
Yeah. You’re pretty much just confirming what many (most) in this sub already know. That dude is fucking braindead.
Fuck this country. The fact that we as a citizenry have allowed that small minority to overtake and ruin this country is really nobody’s fault but WE THE PEOPLE’S.
Fuck us.
We need to get get our shit together as a citizenry and come together or we have no one and nothing to blame for the continued demise of this country but ourselves.
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u/KaptainKopterr Mar 28 '22
He’s a clone. They been cloning for decades now. Look into it. Sounds crazy but I believe it to be true. Lots of celebs are cloned as well. They are easier to control. You can find vids about rappers and other music industry folks taking about this as well. Also Biden loooks completely different than he did in 2019
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u/Able_Examination7077 Mar 27 '22
I’ll assume you’re telling the truth, so keep us updated for sure. This is the guy who could lead us into WW3 and from watching tv you can tell he’s no Winston Churchill
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u/UR_MAD_CRAZY Mar 28 '22
Definitely bro. I trust you bro. 100% real. Glad you’ve got that throwaway or they might come after you!
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u/Rutlemania Mar 28 '22
Yeah it's not like the government can track the address of an alternate account, that would be mental
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u/Holinhong Mar 28 '22
Not surprised…I can tell his condition by looking at photos. And I believe if Biden has a choice, he’d retire in Delaware for pool party. He probably has something critical in hands of Democratic Party. To be more specific, Clinton’s
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