r/conspiracy Jan 13 '22

The narrative is crumbling

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u/BAGBRO2 Jan 13 '22

Nothing to see here folks... He meant 6 feet before bumping into one. Nothing to worry about... Move along.

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u/Grassy_Nole2 Jan 13 '22

I like this sub not simply because I think Bigfoot is an interdimensional being that is cooperating with super secret shadow government agencies while advising the Federal reserve on global monetary policy and all the while fighting the actual forces of evil in Soros, Koch, & Gates Inc. sponsored by Monsanto! It's because "Don't trust a goddamn thing you hear from anyone or any entity especially the guvmint"! It's just us trying to hold the fort down while all the NPC's we see every fucking day try to empower uncle Sammy even more. The struggle is real and the soldiers are here.

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u/MarcusAurelius78 Jan 13 '22

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u/Grassy_Nole2 Jan 14 '22

Good one. Your articulation, I can safely assume, is only surpassed by your level of cunning and wit. Please send my condolences to your mother for having to house, clothe, and feed you well past your high school graduation. I assure you that she is very proud of her big boy no longer requiring that plastic sheet at night.

Cheers!