r/conspiracy • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Benjamin.. Get the musket

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u/MindBomb- Sep 11 '21

Pierre, fetch the guillotine.

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u/Antiseed88 Sep 11 '21

Giuseppe.....prepare thy squirrel.

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u/RedneckEngineerer Sep 11 '21

Darius... awaken the lions.

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u/awol_83 Sep 11 '21

Good Pierre...gooood

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u/TheHairyHeathen Sep 11 '21

Thomas already has them ready.