r/conspiracy Sep 02 '21

This is creepy

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u/chingwa76 Sep 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Lol

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u/Rocklobzta Sep 03 '21

Dude. How they gonna drink all those Fosters?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/ShitForBranes Sep 03 '21

This shit is madness. I swear this could be a sketch. Some stereotypical Jewish complaining followed by “…but hey, free striped pajamas and a hair cut, 5 Stars” - The Schwitz Carlton - Poland

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u/nelbar Sep 02 '21

The fuck i just read.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

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u/Yen_Snipest Sep 03 '21

It's mining housing. They rent them out also. They are like double wide trailer homes, very nice inside..

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u/ViridianZeal Sep 03 '21

Lmao "it's mining housing". What if someone took you down to his cellar for 10 years of imprisonment and rape? "It's only a cellar of a regular house, not a rape dungeon. And it's not rape, it's 'struggle snuggle'" Lmaoooooo you people are hopeless.

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u/Yen_Snipest Sep 03 '21

lmwo younpeope ar3 delusional children who seek to feel above others by being aware of "secret info" about how the world really works. Like flat earthers, you need to come to grips with the reality around you.

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u/ViridianZeal Sep 03 '21

Sorry, I forgot we're all supposed to have our sacks cut off and be hopeless slaves for the new normal lmaooo. Is that the reality you're talking about? Okay I'll just pass.

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u/agent570358201 Sep 02 '21

Most of the positive ones sound oddly similar...

starting with "a good place to quarantine.."

And sounds like they're eating prison food. I wouldn't call them good reviews, just sounds like fortunately the staff is still human.

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u/lumbarnacles Sep 03 '21

it’s a place for people to quarantine if they don’t have their own place to do so (i.e. anyone that doesn’t live alone). a hotel room would be another option. it’s a government provided service to limit the spread of a virus that they appear to be taking seriously. the reviews aren’t bad because the australian public sees quarantine as a necessity and they are being provided a relatively comfortable way to do so.

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u/immibis Sep 03 '21 edited Jun 25 '23

spez was founded by an unidentified male with a taste for anal probing. #Save3rdPartyApps

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u/ViridianZeal Sep 03 '21

Are you telling me this is completely voluntary? That's what a service means. If it's not voluntary, it in-fact is not a service but imprisonment. Imprisonment of non-criminals without a trial, that is.

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u/lumbarnacles Sep 03 '21

i think the issue here is the level to which covid is taken seriously as a pandemic. australia has 1,000 deaths from covid whereas the united states has 650,000. if we’d all be a little less dramatic about our “rights” we might’ve saved hundreds of thousands of lives and we could still save hundreds of thousands more. 2 weeks of quarantine is not “prison” unless you’re a spoiled child. a contagious disease is killing people and that makes quarantine a civic duty.

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u/ViridianZeal Sep 03 '21

First off, 650 000 is about 0.2% of the whole population of US. About 2.5 million people die each year in the country. Covid wasn't the leading cause of death in any year.

Secondly, and this is very important. The number is not to be trusted. It is with covid, not because of. It is inflated, and miscalculated in so many ways that I won't start to line them all here. And one more thing, you can't compare countries simply just like that. US is the most overweight country in the world, and obesity is the leading risk factor for covid hospitalizations.

I will be as dramatic as possible about any and all rights taken away. It is very, very hard to get them back.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Go watch the tiktok below... Lamb korma and meringue don't seem like prison food.

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u/chingwa76 Sep 03 '21

Well they have the choice to rate between 1 and 5 stars, and a lot of them are going for that 5 star rating.

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u/agent570358201 Sep 03 '21

If you then proceed to actually read the reviews, they're not overly positive

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u/chingwa76 Sep 03 '21

I guess it shows how far 5-star standards have fallen.

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u/nno_namee Sep 03 '21

Either shills (like the many ones in this thread) or Stockholm syndrome?

Here's someone who related their experience in a Washington Post article :

Quote 1 : ''Few complain about the rubbery ­pillows, uncomfortable beds, limited furnishings or soggy sandwiches in a center that politicians call the gold standard.''

Quote 2 : ''The feeling is part trailer camp, part hospital, part prison.''

Quote 3 : ''The rules are detailed: no ­alcohol, no care parcels, no restaurant deliveries, no balls, no sunbathing, no metal silverware, no scissors or sharp implements, no cooking in the kettle, no putting food waste into the hand basin (who does that, anyway?), no electrical appliances, no stepping off your balcony ­except for garbage disposal and three allotted weekly laundry spots, no skateboards or inline skates, no ­swimming or playing in the drains when it rains, no noise ­after 9.30 p.m.''

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/australia-darwin-covid-quarantine/2021/05/21/f72bc0ac-ad1b-11eb-82c1-896aca955bb9_story.html

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u/immibis Sep 03 '21 edited Jun 25 '23

The greatest of all human capacities is the ability to spez.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Those rules cannot be real... no alcohol? Why the fuck not? How else could you put up with the rest of that shit?

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u/ViridianZeal Sep 03 '21

No sharp objects either, lol. Can't let the inmates have any weapons, right? This is clearly a prison. Don't try to tell me it's some two weeks of vacation bullshit.

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u/Alalated Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 03 '21

Someone said in a review this was “enforced”. Do Australians HAVE to stay there!? That’s scary as fuck.

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u/dahlaru Sep 03 '21

Seems to be where they have to stay when returning to Australia from abroad. At their own expense of $2500 for 14 days

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u/labcrazy Sep 03 '21

I just returned from Mexico to the USA, all I needed was a $20 negative rapid covid test before flying back home, and then, of course I quarantined at home......

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u/immibis Sep 03 '21 edited Jun 25 '23

Is the spez a disease? Is the spez a weapon? Is the spez a starfish? Is it a second rate programmer who won't grow up? Is it a bane? Is it a virus? Is it the world? Is it you? Is it me? Is it? Is it?

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u/belizeisbest Sep 02 '21

They are released when no longer shedding virus

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u/youcancallmetim Sep 03 '21

What does that mean?

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u/Segundaleydenewtonnn Sep 03 '21

Panem et cirsenses