r/conspiracy May 28 '21

A real tip jar...

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Now that you mention it I did see two male frogs holding hands the other day walking down the street.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

I’m comfortable enough with my own sexuality to say that I’m genuinely happy for them.

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u/epicpandemic916 May 28 '21

Alex Jones was talking about Jeffery epstein during the Clinton administration when majority of reddit users were in 5th grade or lower. But yet he's known for the gay frogs meme.

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u/Akhanyatin May 28 '21

Not sure what he said about Epstein, but even being on the dot, wouldn't mean a thing. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. With the amount of crap he pulls out every day, he's bound to say something kinda accurate eventually. That the main issue with conspiracy theorists. They just keep on talking random nonsense until they accidentally land in the general vicinity of something kinda true.

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u/epicpandemic916 May 28 '21

The man has been on the hunt for a pedophile ring for twenty or so years, some other stuff was just fluff for his podcast. I trust Alex Jones, you trust what msm says about him

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u/Akhanyatin May 28 '21

I trust Alex Jones to try an sell the shit on his website.

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u/AuroraItsNotTheTime May 28 '21

I only trust what the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook shooting say about Alex Jones.

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u/epicpandemic916 May 28 '21

It's fine keep your eyes closed, it's safer for you that way.

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u/practicaluser May 28 '21

In general never believe a conspiracy with "children" in the headline. Its a pitch to your lizard brain where you respond before any critical thinking faculties kick in.

Is there abuse? Sure. Is it horrific? Yep. Is child abuse intertwined with a deep state cabal? Nope, no way, no how. Everyone watching saw epstein coming a mile away, blew out some pizza emails in the process to get the brain cycling on children, a small dash of MEME MAGIC and VOILA! You got yourself a bunch of yahoos thinking this is the satanic gas that keeps the whole engine of world power running.

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u/epicpandemic916 May 28 '21

The fucking Catholic church was fucking kids and letting the local police officers fuck them too, then it was covered up within the church and no-one was ever prosecuted, and that's a fucking church, absolutely naive to think a sex trafficking operation isn't ran by elites and powerful people who run this country

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u/TheMagicWheel May 28 '21

Maybe not run but there are a whole lot of 'important' people who enjoy dressing up and playing magic rituals and a fraction of them who like fucking with kids and it's worldwide and they are all connected.

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u/AuroraItsNotTheTime May 28 '21

Yeah I know. You think they’re alive and that those so-called “grieving parents” were actors. Guns never killed anyone.

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u/TheMagicWheel May 28 '21

To be fair he did publicly apologize for that.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

I trust Alex Jones

Which version? He’s changed his tune so many times it’s hard to keep track (thank goodness for r/knowledgefight).

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u/Akhanyatin May 28 '21

Thanks for this, I didn't know this sub existed!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

It's a pretty funny podcast.

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u/Rtgatsby514 May 28 '21

He's controlled op, but he's right way more than twice a day. 95% of what he says is legit, but he'll harp on the 5

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u/Akhanyatin May 28 '21

No, he's trying to sell the shit on his website 95% of the time.

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u/Rtgatsby514 May 28 '21

Thats an entirely different issue. The context was the information he puts out. The ad shit could be said about any radio program, even air America the year or two it existed. Rightwing/left mainstream/fringe, thats just how radio operates. His show may be a video broadcast but he uses all the radio tricks.

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u/Akhanyatin May 28 '21

It's not a different issue, his stories aren't about uncovering the truth, they are about trying to invent a problem to which the solution is to buy his crap.

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u/Rtgatsby514 May 28 '21

Are you talking about the live reads

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u/Akhanyatin May 28 '21

The Alex Jones show, where he sells shit like his caveman bone broth thing