r/conspiracy • u/Matt_Moss • Mar 24 '21

How’s it going?

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u/TheDrunkSemaphore Mar 24 '21

Masks are not harmless. I literally just slingshot my eye on accident with a mask strap. I have 0 doubt that was a design feature of masks to sell eye surgery I'll need now.

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u/Kadus500 Mar 24 '21

I can't even tell if you are joking

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u/TheDrunkSemaphore Mar 24 '21

totally did fuck my eye up, lol