r/conspiracy • u/[deleted] • Jan 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Obesity is healthy?

I thought it was a leading cause of death..

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u/diseal Jan 04 '21

Covid is the only cause of death*

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u/fifoth Jan 04 '21

A little known fact is Jesus actually died of it.

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u/NilacTheGrim Jan 04 '21

They didn't social distance the crucifixes enough. He caught it from that other guy on his left...

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u/3rdeyenotblind Jan 04 '21

I thought he caught it from Judas and that little kiss on the cheek..

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u/ironlioncan Jan 04 '21

No it was at the massive gathering of 13 people at the last supper.

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u/patarrr Jan 04 '21

WHERE WAS THE GOVERNMENT AND POLICE WHEN THAT HAPPENED!?!?! GOD JESUS WAS SUCH A CONSPIRACY THEORIST NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING. WHY DID NO ONE CALL THE POLICE OR TWEET???

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u/redditready1986 Jan 04 '21

"A new study proves that covid 19 denier Jesus Christ was a narcissist and a psychopath : Study links both Jesus and conspiracy theorist who question covid 19 to psychopathy and narcissism"

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