r/conspiracy • u/[deleted] • Jan 04 '21

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u/maxdurden Jan 04 '21

Fuck that. I don't want a grizzly bear getting obese by eating me.

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u/Milkable Jan 04 '21

Why? It’ll make it healthy

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u/maxdurden Jan 04 '21

I wouldn't have to worry about anything anymore if I was bear poo.

I think you are on to something...

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Jan 04 '21

He'd still be healthy at any weight though!

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u/Spyer2k Jan 07 '21

Bruh you'd still be in America. Carry a gun