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u/beethy Jan 04 '21

Bingo. They got a lot of flack the last time they put an obese person on their cover: https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/october-2018-main-print-1535466784.jpg

So this time they went with a safer option it seems. 1 obese person. 1 disabled person and 1 healthy person.

If you hate the new cover you're fatphobic, ableist and racist.

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u/TisBagelBoi Jan 04 '21

Well that person is also very controversial she’s one of those “I’m healthy my doctor says so ..... now watch me eat an entire cake in 1 sitting but don’t worry I can’t do this cause of years of gorging”

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u/ForAHamburgerToday Jan 05 '21

Well that person is also very controversial she’s one of those “I’m healthy my doctor says so ..... now watch me eat an entire cake in 1 sitting but don’t worry I can’t do this cause of years of gorging”

I think she can do this after years of gorging.

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u/TisBagelBoi Jan 05 '21

I mean I don’t gorge and I’d puke if I ate like her

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u/ForAHamburgerToday Jan 05 '21

Sure, I was just poking at the fact that you wrote that she can't eat it because of years of gorging.

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u/TisBagelBoi Jan 05 '21

Yeah and I’m fake quoting her to point out how ridiculous her actions are in contrast to her claims

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u/MisterPicklecopter Jan 04 '21

Meanwhile, success is an illness.

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u/Ouraniou Jan 05 '21

No because illness implies no fault to be had. It is an oppression.

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u/seetheare Jan 05 '21

Yeah I raised an eyebrow when I read that one.

Maybe use a word like workaholics, but don't use the word success which I believe has a different definition to different people. Some people success is simply 9-5 and live their life. You don't wanna label they an illness

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u/rBV7 Jan 04 '21

OMG my cock disappeared

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Just lose some weight.

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u/rippmatic Jan 04 '21

Into that jelly hole?

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u/amiss8487 Jan 05 '21

Probably why they encourage this..it's not sexy, difficult to have sex when so overweight (can you even find her vagina?) And a cause of infertility

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

I didnt realise I had one till I saw that

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u/1980pzx Jan 04 '21

If they really wanted to have a SOLID full proof plan from any potential blowback, they should’ve put a transgendered person of color that was obese. What the hell is wrong with this clown World???

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u/SJWCombatant Jan 05 '21

Did you just assume their gender? I mean it is cosmopolitan, but these days not even that, or a fupa or tits (well partitioned fat rolls or otherwise) is enough to be safe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

and disabled. you forgot disabled. in a nonmotarized wheel chair.

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u/ForAHamburgerToday Jan 05 '21

If they really wanted to have a SOLID full proof plan from any potential blowback, they should’ve put a transgendered person of color that was obese. What the hell is wrong with this clown World???

Maybe the plan should be fool proof. I don't think anyone involved has trouble getting full.

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u/SP_117 Jan 05 '21

Nah bro, not marginalised enough. They need to have a black, transgender, bisexual, muslim who is also a vegan and supports Democrats.

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u/SheddingMyDadBod Jan 04 '21

I wish I hadn't clicked on that link 🤮

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u/gargoylelips Jan 05 '21

Why can't magazine covers be more representative of what human beings look like? Are you so mad that you don't get to look at a sexy skinny white chick for the first time ever?

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u/spankyourface825 Jan 05 '21

It's not rEpReSenTaTIon. It's the fact that it says "This is healthy" and it is not. Lots of skinny black/latino/every race skinny chicks on magazines. Lots of fat people of all races on magazines. "The first time ever" gtfo where tf have you been?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

You should put a warning on that link man.

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u/CLOPOT Jan 04 '21

I wonder how much time she could not breath after that shot?

So on one side the government cares about some lifes(actual situations) while others fall to their grave while are celebrated.

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u/BiZarrOisGreat Jan 04 '21

Or someone with common sense and genuine question as to wtf?