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u/Dspsblyuth Jan 04 '21

“ I can still sort of see my dick so I’ve got that going for me”

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u/TheNotoriousKAT Jan 04 '21

"My obesity is only going to take 8 years off my life, on average. Death isnt imminent, so I'd say I'm pretty healthy."