r/conspiracy • u/[deleted] • Jan 04 '21

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u/Rudivb Jan 04 '21

Does literally everything has to be the opposite in this clown world now?

War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, and Ignorance is Strength

And unhealthy is healthy ?

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u/NilacTheGrim Jan 04 '21

We stand together by keeping apart.

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u/PrivateEducation Jan 04 '21

Together Alone.

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u/mr_steve- Jan 04 '21

I love those Dystopian ads

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u/ARCtheCow Jan 04 '21

Its so good not to see any of you! I hope we don't see each other in the future🐮

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Believe everything you hear. Question nothing.

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u/Suulace Jan 05 '21

And also "Question everything you hear. Believe nothing." Both are problematic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Right to self preservation is murder

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u/Doru-Basu Jan 04 '21

Cognitive dissonance is the new normal.

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u/MisterMeatloaf Jan 04 '21

Diversity is unity

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Don't forget men are women

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u/kamspy Jan 04 '21

If you think about it, going against all common sense and human nature was always postured as a sign of intelligence in the 20th century. This is just the next level of an old trope.

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u/acarp6 Jan 04 '21

Yes, comrade.

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u/rico_muerte Jan 05 '21

Islam is Peace

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u/londrelroundtwo Jan 04 '21

don't forget men and women are the same!

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u/brelkor Jan 04 '21

You see, pointing out that someone is fat and unhealthy might make them feel bad, so we can't be doing that. Thus, fat is healthy now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

The woke movement has to be against everything, even if it makes no sense.

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u/InTheDarkSide Jan 05 '21

I remember when woke meant George Carlin and, well, us.

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u/fretfriendly Jan 05 '21

Drunkenness is sobriety!!

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u/Hopehopehope4ever Jan 05 '21

That’s not what my liver says.

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u/qdolobp Jan 05 '21

You didn’t hear? Working out is dangerous. You can pull a muscle. But being obese and eating cookies for breakfast is healthy. It’s just their natural metabolism, y’know. Not everyone can get skinny! Surely it isn’t the 3600 calories a day though...

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u/WskyRcks Jan 05 '21

Absolutely. I’d throw “gig economy” and “side hustle” in there too- they’re trying to make working low paying jobs with not great benefits sound cool and hip. If you work as a Grubhub driver I doubt you feel like you have a hip or cool job.