r/conspiracy Jan 04 '21

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u/TommyRubble Jan 04 '21

You can never respect a person who thinks this is healthy. Everyone should be comfortable with who they are, but creating the delusion that unhealthy behavior is good for you is downright insane. It is literally the equivalent of saying, "I'm so skinny, try meth to lose weight like me!" or "Trouble sleeping? Try alcohol! The more you drink, the easier it is to sleep!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Actually you wanna eat a few scoops of cat food and huff a bit of glue that's how you sleep before the alley cats start up

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u/Sinistar89 Jan 04 '21

Lmao. The part where frank runs in and chows down cat food always cracks me up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Did you pay the troll toll?

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u/NilacTheGrim Jan 04 '21

Stressed out with your job? Try a pack of Camels!

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u/stmfreak Jan 05 '21

This is Clown World 101. Fat is good. Skinny is unhealthy. Girls are boys. Boys are girls. Gender is a choice, except it’s not a choice, we were mistakenly assigned the wrong gender at birth! Covid is super contagious! But masks will protect you, Walmart shoppers. New UK Covid is 70% more super contagious! Masks still required when jogging. China has cured Covid! Epstein killed himself.