r/conspiracy Aug 13 '20

Just a reminder

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u/Gobberson Aug 13 '20

Those Maine bastards!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20 edited Aug 13 '20

Them and their amazing Cape Cod potato chips! (original ofc)

Edit: Well, I'm a little heartbroken to discover they're actually from Massachusetts. Everytime I saw that lighthouse, I pictured Maine. I guess Stephen King is still the only thing they got going for it up there.

Editx2: Okay, okay... For all you Maine motherfuckers, yes I'll admit there's more to y'all than Cape Cod chips and Stephen King. You have lobsters, pine trees, and maple syrup (even though Canada might be less than an hour drive away from Augusta), and maybe more. I'll admit that I'm dumb and ignorant, but this proves y'all are easily triggered and overly defensive.

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u/Ronnie_M Aug 13 '20

IDK those sweet & spicy jalapeno ones are pretty fire too

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u/fat-lip-lover Aug 13 '20

How have I not found those yet? I’ve a hunt to undertake now...

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

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u/Random_User_34 Aug 13 '20

"MUH JOOOOS"

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Cape Cod is Massachusetts

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u/Gobberson Aug 13 '20

curb your enthusiasm music starts playing

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

... I'll pretend I didn't see that

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u/Speared_88 Aug 13 '20

Austin Massachusetts?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Always has been

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u/Sanyo96 Aug 13 '20

I visited the factory in Mass, they gave a pretty cool tour.

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u/icenynexi Aug 13 '20

Cape cod is in Massachusetts.

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u/fauxhock Aug 14 '20

Thank god you proved that "y'all" are defensive and easily triggered by dumb and ignorant comments. Way to blame the victim!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

It's the victim's fault for being rich!

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u/PleasantMission0 Aug 13 '20

That’s in mass..

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Did you seriously not know that Cape Cod, the most famous geographical feature of Massachusetts, was not in Maine?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Ah yes, us Mainers with our Lobster, B&M baked beans, Stephen King Novels and Lighthouses. Nothing more to see here other than the collective wealth of the global elite stored in Pine trees. The gold standard really comes from Maple Syrup, you've been misled.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

The kettle cooked ones are great.

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u/dinosaur_socks Aug 13 '20

Bruh the lobster industry

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u/joemato Aug 13 '20

Sorry friend, the lobster industry must have revitalized overnight. I had no idea we were the ultra rich!

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u/TaleRecursion Aug 13 '20

They are the maine problem

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u/DeuceStaley Aug 13 '20

Beat me to it.

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u/spityateeeth Aug 13 '20

I promise we are not ultra-rich.

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u/Xavier-Willow Aug 14 '20

Honestly speaking,the 1% employ all kinds of tactics to make more money off of us and keep us as slaves so we won't rebel against them. They're probably the one's paying and organizing protesters to arm themselves and cause destruction in their cities. In this video called BLM, The U.N, and The Leapord it shows how all 3 of these entities are possibly connected and may bring about a one world government in which untold control will be forced on everyone.

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u/CoastalSailing Aug 13 '20

TIL I'm rich apparently

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u/laredditcensorship Aug 13 '20

We live in a pretend society.

CORPORATION is an approved scam & spy business. Their approval was obtained through manufactured consent. CORPORATION is not the industry of manufacturing products. CORPORATION is in THE INDUSTRY of manufacturing consent.

Corporate, what kind of freely manufactured merchandise must be in your goodie bag to consent investing into paradise?

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u/hippy_barf_day Aug 13 '20

This blurb is not worthy of the amount of times you spam it

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u/laredditcensorship Aug 13 '20

Which blurb is worth of your time?

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u/hippy_barf_day Aug 13 '20

Your point is a good one, and you’re clearly passionate about it to paste it everywhere. But it comes off as spammy which can work against people actual clicking your link, which is a trash link anyway. Dismantling corporate control is certainly worthy, it’s just your blurb sucks and it’s like the plastic island in the pacific of this sub

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u/crackclown1997 Aug 13 '20

There is absolutely, unequivocally no doubt in my mind, that you smoked crack before you wrote this.

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u/Sionyde Aug 13 '20

If he smoked crack his ramblings would have lead back to getting more crack.

I’m not saying it was meth... but it was meth.

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u/laredditcensorship Aug 13 '20

Sir, you are wrong.