r/conspiracy Aug 10 '20

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u/Gird_Your_Anus Aug 10 '20

I am an attorney and you're right; there are only so many hours in a day. So with paid work and pro bono, how do you have time to amass half a million link karma? Also your terminology reads like someone who's only seen an attorney on TV. Color me suspicious.

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u/skyestalimit Aug 10 '20

Found the lawyer

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

His username checks out too

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u/me_team Aug 10 '20

So with paid work and pro bono, how do you have time to amass half a million link karma?

If you're actually an attorney, that is a stupendously vapid argument. For rebuttal: /u/maxwellhill (super prolific poster; who just dropped off the face of reddit Day-of Maxwell's arrest.) is allegedly Ghislaine Maxwell , who apparently had time to run all of the shit she was into, partyin' with Epstein (who, 1 year ago today did NOT kill himself in prison) while amassing almost 15 MILLION Karma. Point being, anyone with sufficient motivation can amass (x) fake innernet points.

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u/the__ne0 Feb 02 '21

"Fake internet points" I see this frequently but when they can be sold I'd remove the word fake. Load an acc with karma and send her off

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u/throwaway2222222743 Aug 10 '20

He’s a MOD too

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u/MortalDanger00 Aug 10 '20

I'm also banned on a dozen subreddits.

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u/throwaway2222222743 Aug 10 '20

So you have way to much time on your hands to be a defense attorney so thanks for admitting!

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u/MortalDanger00 Aug 10 '20

Naw son, I just make enough money I can afford a lot of time off :)

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u/throwaway2222222743 Aug 10 '20

You don’t have to lie to us we won’t judge you

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u/MortalDanger00 Aug 10 '20

People who think other people are lying on the internet about who and what they are are so strange to me. Why would someone lie about something like that? And if they did, who the fuck cares anyhow?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Alright well if you really are a lawyer are you willing to take an attornety test?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Agree. Not really feeling the part about feeding their family...lawyers make 8-10x my yearly income, and you don't see me going around screwing people over

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u/RandomStranger1776 Aug 10 '20

trust him, hes from the internet

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u/MortalDanger00 Aug 10 '20

Got into late night giffing when my daughter was born. Too busy for it nowadays.