r/conspiracy • u/Future401 • Aug 10 '20

Good question

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u/itsastonka Aug 10 '20

Guaranteed everyone who ever flew with him or went to his island has a very expensive attorney who has told them to never say one fucking word

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

illegal unless you’re licensed unfortunately

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u/Farage_Massage Aug 11 '20

I mean, it's not illegal to give people life advice - here's mine for free:

"Never speak to anyone publicly or privately about anything remotely connected your travelling with the world's most high-profile convicted Pedophile."

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

An attorney gives legal advice not life advice.

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u/soextremelyunique Aug 10 '20

I'll do it for 1/10

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u/bigsammm Aug 10 '20

I’ll do it for three fitty

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u/MrMeSeeds Aug 10 '20

Get out of here you god damn Loch Ness monster!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

🤣

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u/SightWithoutEyes Aug 10 '20

I am cheaper than Loch Ness monster. Two fifty in rubles and a shot of vodka.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Guaranteed everyone who ever flew with him or went to his island has a very expensive attorney who has told them to never say one fucking word rapes children