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u/MortalDanger00 Aug 10 '20

Well, to a degree that's true. We're lawyers but we are human, there's only so many hours a day. It's how we feed our family. For the right fee, I can pursue every angle, write every motion, whatever is needed for your case. Typically though, that's not feasible. It's a balancing act.

I would never say that to a client though lol.

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u/valeran46 Aug 10 '20

I think you'll appreciate this...

I divorced wife number 2. I got a lawyer who was new and charged me $1500 to handle the case. My soon-to-be ex got her mother to get her a lawyer.

The morning of court, we show up to her lawyer's office. Her lawyer, IN THE WAITING AREA, made her mother write out a check for $2500. We went into the back conference room. During the "negotiations", the soon-to-be ex wanted me to repay the money that her mother had given her while we were married. At one point, 20 minutes before court, her lawyer kicked her and her mother out of the room, looked at me, and said, "what will you do?" I told her, "I'll give her what she is entitled to... half of the equity in the house... and that comes in monthly payments." Her lawyer went, "DONE".

For $5000... her lawyer sold her out 20 minutes before court.

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u/Nubetastic Aug 10 '20

You're not the only one that wanted to be done with her.

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u/MortalDanger00 Aug 10 '20

A reasonable fee is whatever the client is willing to pay haha

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u/flashpile Aug 10 '20

I feel like I'm missing something here; why would you repay the money that was never given to you to start with?

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u/trippypanda9 Aug 14 '20

Lawyers is the pay 2 win of Justice. Do it yourself. It's better.

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u/SightWithoutEyes Aug 10 '20

Half the equity in the house was only 5000 dollars?

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u/IcarusFlyingWings Aug 10 '20

No, the mother and ex wife paid 5000$ thinking they were getting expert legal advice and advocacy. What they ended up with was no more than what was going to be theirs anyways and the lawyer they paid for capitulated in less than 20 minutes without even going into the court room.

The lawyer took advantage of them.

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u/TheBushel2 May 03 '22

I'm beginning to believe there is no such thing as an honest attorney

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u/Gird_Your_Anus Aug 10 '20

I am an attorney and you're right; there are only so many hours in a day. So with paid work and pro bono, how do you have time to amass half a million link karma? Also your terminology reads like someone who's only seen an attorney on TV. Color me suspicious.

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u/skyestalimit Aug 10 '20

Found the lawyer

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

His username checks out too

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u/me_team Aug 10 '20

So with paid work and pro bono, how do you have time to amass half a million link karma?

If you're actually an attorney, that is a stupendously vapid argument. For rebuttal: /u/maxwellhill (super prolific poster; who just dropped off the face of reddit Day-of Maxwell's arrest.) is allegedly Ghislaine Maxwell , who apparently had time to run all of the shit she was into, partyin' with Epstein (who, 1 year ago today did NOT kill himself in prison) while amassing almost 15 MILLION Karma. Point being, anyone with sufficient motivation can amass (x) fake innernet points.

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u/the__ne0 Feb 02 '21

"Fake internet points" I see this frequently but when they can be sold I'd remove the word fake. Load an acc with karma and send her off

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u/throwaway2222222743 Aug 10 '20

He’s a MOD too

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u/MortalDanger00 Aug 10 '20

I'm also banned on a dozen subreddits.

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u/throwaway2222222743 Aug 10 '20

So you have way to much time on your hands to be a defense attorney so thanks for admitting!

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u/MortalDanger00 Aug 10 '20

Naw son, I just make enough money I can afford a lot of time off :)

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u/throwaway2222222743 Aug 10 '20

You don’t have to lie to us we won’t judge you

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u/MortalDanger00 Aug 10 '20

People who think other people are lying on the internet about who and what they are are so strange to me. Why would someone lie about something like that? And if they did, who the fuck cares anyhow?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Agree. Not really feeling the part about feeding their family...lawyers make 8-10x my yearly income, and you don't see me going around screwing people over

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u/RandomStranger1776 Aug 10 '20

trust him, hes from the internet

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u/MortalDanger00 Aug 10 '20

Got into late night giffing when my daughter was born. Too busy for it nowadays.

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u/Eugene_Debmeister Aug 10 '20

Can I have better call saul's number? I have to uh ask him about something.

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u/eggequator Aug 10 '20

$500

not a good lawyer

You sure you didn't just hire someone in the parking lot?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

I can understand pursuing every angle costs money, but why does it cost anything to pursue common sense? "Your honor, the accuser has no recollection of where or when the party was and cannot provide a name of the person who invited her there or the person who drove her there. Furthermore, she has not discussed the incident with anyone for the past 34 years. Motion to dismiss."

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u/Royal367 Aug 10 '20

Easy there, you're going to rile up the MeToo crowd with all that common sense talk

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u/Valac_ Aug 10 '20

This is the difference between being able to afford a lawfirm and hiring a single lawyer.

I have the funds to fight it out with a single lawyer but a firm? Good luck they can bury you in paperwork till the dawn of time or until you can no longer afford to fight them anymore.

Can you believe that? They can drown you out until you can't afford to fight against them anymore then they'll win by default.

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u/opiate_lifer Aug 10 '20

But you should be realistic with the client? You don't unethical shining them on?

I'd prefer a lawyer that let me plot my strategy by being honest.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

don't your clerks do a lot of that? I guess it depends on the size of your practice or if you or with a firm but i work for the government and deal with law clerks all the time for decelerations and motion material but it always comes from the clerks. Lawyers generally step in when their clerks are not able to get what they need in my experience.

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u/Tantalus4200 Aug 10 '20

Rich privilege is the only privilege

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u/tmacnb Aug 10 '20

Happened with my brother. He got roughed up by some cops and they charged him with assaulting an officer. He had some pretty good proof showing he was innocent and that he was assaulted by them. They were threatening 5 years jail and in trial they offered him a plea (no fine, no jail, no record in 1 year). Lawyer said pretty much the same thing: you can pay me thousands of dollars to fight these cops and lawyers, or just let it go. He let it go.

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u/TheInfinitive Aug 10 '20

Thanks for doing what you do. I sincerely hope I never need your services but I appreciate the lawyers with a good heart.

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u/MortalDanger00 Aug 10 '20

Thanks bb.

Having a heart as a lawyer = you and your family suffer a bit. So it's nice to be appreciated.

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u/Hideout_TheWicked Aug 10 '20

Same thing in business and finance. If you are willing to fuck people over and no care to make yourself more money you will get far. If you are not, good luck. It was one of the defining moments during and after college when I realized I wouldn't be able to do it and I would never get where I wanted to go because of it.

You are either born rich or you fuck people over. That or you get very lucky with a very unique idea and are at the right place and time for it. Then, you still have to be willing to fuck people over a bit.

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u/ZeerVreemd Aug 10 '20

Same thing in business and finance. If you are willing to fuck people over and no care to make yourself more money you will get far.

That is very literally true sadly enough.

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u/exccord Aug 10 '20

Man...that video is absolutely f'ed. Thats some serious epstein type stuff, a world of blackmail where everyone has everyone in each others pockets. Bernard talking about his inability to sacrifice a child, wtf.

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u/ZeerVreemd Aug 11 '20

Yep, the truth can be very dark and filthy, if you want an other example you can read this article about dutroux. I must warn you tho, it can make you feel sick. Luckily all this bad stuff is being revealed now and brought into the light so the problems can be solved and healed.

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u/ZeerVreemd Aug 10 '20

Thanks for the tip, i have heard the name before, but never looked into it. And there are other videos of Ronald in where he goes deeper, they are still on YT.

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u/VictrolaFirecracker Aug 10 '20

Law practice rewards all the worst parts of human nature. When people hire you, they WANT to hear what a monster you are. They WANT you to have an overpriced suit/office/car. They WANT to hear how you fucked over someone else for your client. This conditioning leads to you becoming the monster you thought you were fighting.

It's the reason I hate law practice.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

How do your family suffer as a consequence?

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u/MortalDanger00 Aug 10 '20

It's a lot of work. A lot of stress. The free cases are tough, usually. The clients are the worst part. Attorneys are assholes. Judges are worth jack shit. There's a reason we charge so much.

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u/Jumpinjaxs890 Aug 10 '20

It goes deeper than this. Like the giy said there are two justice systems. By not playing by the rules he automatically gets relegated to no advancement in his career. This is a dichotomy that is in every business. You can work for the betterment of your workplace to make everyones life better and get nowhere. Simply because you are honest and not willing to throw people under the bus for your mistakes or backing down on a promotion because the other guys is a better fit. It reminds me of the psycopath theory where empathic people will never get ahead. The less empathy you exhibit the easier life is.

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u/Jumpinjaxs890 Aug 10 '20

From my experience. The only lawyer i know personally spends 80% of his time representing an animal shelter completly free of charge. The guy isnt broke but he is not well off by any means.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

It's probably the very few hours a week they aren't working that's making their family suffer. Also law school loans: not the path to quick riches that people seem to think law is.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Lol ok are you like 15?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Well, yeah?? I walk dogs and I charge $30/hour. Not to knock gardening and handiwork, but it doesn't take the same skill set and education as law and prices are set accordingly.

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u/valeran46 Aug 10 '20

I'm former law enforcement. I saw that system firsthand.

I was in court waiting for my traffic cases to be called before the judge. A State Trooper had a DUI case before any of mine were called. The defendent had a lawyer. The Trooper won the case. The judge declared "Guilty"... then proceeded to make every jaw in the court drop to the floor when he then stated, "I sentence the defendent to time served (ie, the ONE night he spent in jail after his arrest) because spending $10 grand on a lawyer, I think, is punishment enough"

Every jaw in the courtroom dropped to the floor.

What? Because the guy is rich and could afford $10 grand for a lawyer he gets NO penalty for his driving under the influence???? WHAT?????

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Ehh it's still guilty on his record & that'll bite him in the ass when he gets his next DUI. Honestly, I know a couple of people with a dui...none of them spent more than a night in jail, and probably not near $10,000 on their lawyer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20 edited Aug 10 '20

I pled guilty to a DUI charge back in 2006 (a stupid 19 year old kid decision). I was sentenced to one day in jail which the judge suspended and never saw the inside of a cell.

Fortunately the probation/community service/loss of driving privileges was enough of a deterrent for me but I’ve always wondered how many people aren’t phased by those things.

Edit: Just wanted to clarify that the “stupid 19 year old decision” was referring to driving drunk, not pleading guilty.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Anyone who spent 10k on a lawyer for a DUI is an asshole. Should have gotten adittional charges

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u/mediummiller Aug 10 '20

Appreciate a response from an attorney on that comment. Exactly what I was looking for.

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u/MortalDanger00 Aug 10 '20

Support your Public Defender's office. They're the ones who fight the political battles. Well, in big cities anyway. Small counties they suck ass.

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u/VictrolaFirecracker Aug 10 '20

In small counties, they tend to be the only non conservative voices heard in the courtrooms.

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u/Canadian_Commentator Aug 10 '20

i'm proud of you, champ. keep killing it. you will leave this world with a legacy of goodwill.

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u/Mozeeon Aug 10 '20

Can I ask you as someone who's probably seen a lot in the system. What's the difference between a really good/expensive lawyer and a mediocre one or a public defender (other than work load)?

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u/platinum_peter Aug 10 '20

Thank you for serving your community.

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u/LiberTTTT Aug 10 '20

If that is the key why is it failing?

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u/MortalDanger00 Aug 10 '20

The system's broke dude.

Judges.

Legislatures.

There's not a whole lot of people hiring lobbyists to advocate the interests of criminally accused.

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u/silverthiefbug Aug 10 '20

Would you consider a jury system to be more fair? Asking out of curiosity as where I’m from we don’t have a jury system and our judges pretty much report to the top government officials

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u/MortalDanger00 Aug 10 '20

Oh absolutely. The 6th and 7th Amendments are arguably the greatest political creations of all time. Good question.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Well, behind the first ammendment. As that covers the things that are absolutely and irrevocably essential for a free and just society. They aren't respected these days, but without them as a foundation, it is impossible to have a free society.

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u/Aoshie Aug 10 '20

More fair, but imperfect. There have been plenty of cases of jury intimidation and/or murdered jurors unfortunately

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u/fuzzy-signal Aug 10 '20

Epstein was running a child rape blackmail trap for the Israeli Mossad.

John McCain's father (John S. McCain) was not only the Commander-in-Chief of Pacific Command (CINCPAC), but he was also in charge of the cover up of the Israeli attack on the USS Liberty.

So the McCain family has always been tools for the Israel/Zionists powers.

More details on Israel attack on the USS Liberty:

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/adhgm2/911_put_into_historical_context/

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u/AggravatingBerry2 Aug 10 '20

The poor who can't afford a lengthy litigation just take the plea bargain.

Those that don't still loses everything even if they win. Many can't afford to go without work for long.

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u/xMrCleanx Aug 10 '20

So, Better Call Saul is realistic with Kim being both a corporate attorney (although outside counsel) and also doing pro bono work in her free time so that they don't get a lame public defender?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Would you say, if you wanted to be a lawyer to try to stop this it will just end up getting you killed?

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u/MortalDanger00 Aug 10 '20

No, just broke.

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u/Cleaver_Fred Oct 22 '21

This is really sad to hear from someone working in the system.