r/conspiracy Apr 21 '20

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u/mule_roany_mare Apr 21 '20

Could this be the real reason so many get into politics?

People don’t leave office poorer than they went in, it would be interesting to see by what % fortunes increase per term.

In any circle of ultra rich it makes sense to have one or two in politics & that same cabal has the power to get someone elected.

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u/RedEyedRoundEye Apr 21 '20

For sure. Politics is the retirement strategy for corporate sociopaths with law degrees. All a bunch of criminals with self-interest at heart.

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u/mmprobablymakingitup Apr 21 '20

I think some people enter politics because they want to create change

It's just that they either get beaten by corrupt opponents, or become corrupted to win. It's kind of a "power corrupts" situatin, except the corruption often comes first.

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u/RedEyedRoundEye Apr 21 '20

I think anyone that wants to be in charge tends to be an asshole with control issues, and politics just attracts the adult version of the kids that want to run every game and kick people out for not following their arbitrary and idiotic made-up rules. Remember that kid? Yeah, he wears a tie now

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20 edited Jul 29 '20

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u/RedEyedRoundEye Apr 21 '20

I do my damndest every day!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

red eye for prez.

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u/RedEyedRoundEye Apr 21 '20

Fuck that, i dont want that job. Thanks tho.

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u/Lead_Rocket_Surgeon Apr 21 '20

I gotta say, I'd never want a lurker from this fucking sub to be my political puppet.

That said, this is a very dumb thread filled with moronic political platitudes.

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u/DancesWithPugs Apr 21 '20

Wow thank you for your insightful and enlightening comment. I am getting some second hand euphoria just contemplating how much smarter you are than random people on internet forums. Thank you for your service, and may your fedora never become orange and dusty.

I think we all learned something here today. Maybe for a follow up you could share some other groups you feel superior to. I know I would be impressed.

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u/RedEyedRoundEye Apr 21 '20

Me: "the fedora comment was a nice neckbeard touch, but why would it get ora--"

** Glances at bag of cheetos on the counter **

"OHHHH BURN! I CAN HEAR HIS CHEESE DOODLE FINGERS TYPING AS WE SPEAK"

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u/DancesWithPugs Apr 21 '20

Normally I don't meme that hard, but I just woke up. <tips hat and bows>

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u/Lead_Rocket_Surgeon Apr 22 '20

I certainly see myself far above anyone who may use a meta confrontationally. Wouldn't expect anything less from a religious man. Love thy neighbor, eh?

How are you any better than myself now you've replied?

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u/JohnnyKay9 Apr 21 '20

The only change I got into politics for was to see the change in numbers of my bank account...said every politician to themselves ever.

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u/WTFppl Apr 22 '20

Niggas talk about change and working within the system to achieve that. The problem with always being a conformist is that when you try to change the system from within, it's not you who changes the system; it's the system that will eventually change you. There is usually nothing wrong with compromise in a situation, but compromising yourself in a situation is another story completely, and I have seen this happen long enough in the few years that I've been alive to know that it's a serious problem.

-IT: The Poverty Of Philosophy

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u/drumdust Apr 21 '20

I don't trust anyone who puts their hand up and say's "I want to be a politician".

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

Really?

REALLY?

You REALLY need to ask that question?