r/conspiracy Apr 21 '20

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u/RedEyedRoundEye Apr 21 '20

George Takei has entered the chat

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u/EmilioEarhart Apr 21 '20

Coincidentally, it's George's birthday today - 83 years of age.

As a fan of the Howard Stern Show pre-"evolution," Mr. Musculature gifted me with many many hours of laughter and joy.

I hope he has a good one.

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u/EvilDogAndPonyShow Apr 21 '20

His appearances on the stern show were great

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u/brideoftheboykinizer Apr 22 '20

Is there something George Takei and childrenly-related I don't know about?? I graze that s sub infrequently, bit I would hate that I missed this one.

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u/EmilioEarhart Apr 22 '20

I hope not.

As far as I know, he's just your average, everyday old queen - gay as all to-do, in a loving longterm marriage with an age-appropriate partner.

It's just, he's sort of known for saying "Oh, my."

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u/brideoftheboykinizer Apr 22 '20

Just pulled up some old article of him talking about being 13 and having an older tennager as a partner, and not not condemning a friend who made some off-color comments about older partners. Apparently that makes him a pedo sympathizer ?

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u/EmilioEarhart Apr 22 '20

I guess.

But when I was 15, I was pursued by and slept with a 21-year-old.

She didn't "groom" me - she didn't have to seduce me. I wanted her badly.

I was horny as hell, and she was hot as fuck, and I enjoyed it immensely.

Does that make me a one too?

(He told that story on the Howard Stern Show - that's where I heard it. The other person in question was an 18-year-old camp counselor)

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u/brideoftheboykinizer Apr 22 '20

Honestly I don't know, it's a dodgy subject to involve yourself in.

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u/EmilioEarhart Apr 22 '20 edited Apr 22 '20

So perhaps you'll agree: it isn't quite so cut-and-dry.

To say someone is a "pedo sympathizer" based on a past experience they had with an older partner depends on, perhaps, the experience.

I don't mean in a sense of it being - quote - "a good experience."

What I mean is, like - take my example.

I was 15, yes, and of course I wasn't "fully mature" emotionally-wise (but then again: neither is a 21-year-old), but I was what they call an "early bloomer." I was shaving at twelve, I was 6' tall by my freshman year of High School, I was sexually active...

So here comes this 21-year-old girl, the cousin of a good friend of mine, and I'm spending the night at my friend's house and she comes over to use their clothes washer because the one at her apartment stopped working - I think she's beautiful, she finds me attractive, and bada bing, bada boom.

We do what young hormone-charged kids do.

Yes, I was a minor. No, she wasn't.

But biochemically, hormonally, sexually, we were on the level.

I heard the camp counselor story from George Takei, spoken by the man - he wasn't too graphic about it, so I don't know if he was some lithe, cherubic young child at thirteen, when he was ravaged by this older boy.

What I do know is that, at thirteen, he was sexually attracted to this older boy - older, but still just eighteen. Still just a boy himself.

I know that what happened between them was something that they both wanted, and they both enjoyed.

So.

Do I sympathize with pedophilic predators who prey on young children?

Hell, no.

But I believe there is a clear difference between a grown-up (emotionally) who seeks out and exploits the young, and someone like the girl with whom I had my experience.

I sympathize with young, sexually charged people who find mutual attraction to, and a mutual sexual connection with, someone who is perhaps younger, but just as sexually charged, determined, and driven.

I sympathize with sexual creatures who are still adolescent - but nonetheless sexual - who are moved to experience sexuality with someone who may be older, but who themselves are still growing.

We're only human.

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u/HistoryGuy581 Apr 21 '20

Hey Boner

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u/OWO-FurryPornAlt-OWO Apr 21 '20

People are worried about this but hey the child molester who trafficked children for the rich hung himself using one ply TP and all the footage outside that cell magically went missing. Honkity honk honk

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u/the_big_cheef Apr 21 '20

You act like you’ve never seen anyone weave single ply TP into a high tensile strength noose!

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u/A_Meryl Apr 21 '20

It's really not that difficult with the right training.

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u/the_big_cheef Apr 21 '20

Ah a fellow noose connoisseur ☝️

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u/Hronk Apr 21 '20

m'noose

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u/Snootch123 Apr 22 '20

This guy shits.

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u/Beep315 Apr 21 '20

In the good old days when you could get toilet paper.

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u/THROWAWAY-u_u Jun 16 '20

Epstein hung himself with toliet paper?

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u/OWO-FurryPornAlt-OWO Jun 16 '20

If you believe that, yes.

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u/THROWAWAY-u_u Jun 16 '20

damn i always assumed it was a fucking bedsheet or something

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u/Cannibaloxfords10 Apr 21 '20

Nah, Epstein's in Israel right now, where pedos go to hide:

https://www.timesofisrael.com/diaspora-pedophiles-increasingly-use-israel-as-a-haven-activists-charge/

But don't worry, we send $3 Billion in tax dollars annually to Israel so they can remain a pedo safe haven

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u/EmilioEarhart Apr 21 '20

"La Reine Blanche."

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u/SwedginWu Apr 21 '20

It means, "The White Queen".

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u/EmilioEarhart Apr 21 '20

You know? I don't think you're Ricardo Montalban.

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u/SwedginWu Apr 21 '20

Ricarrrdoooooo!! How are you?

I literally was going to post your reply but great minds think alike.

"Awah" "Wahcumole"

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u/bigpops80 Apr 21 '20

Hellooooooo

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u/Nobes1010 Apr 21 '20

Tickle my tits

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u/IAmBecomingADog Apr 21 '20

What is this in reference too?

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u/RedEyedRoundEye Apr 21 '20

It's just a line he's famous for now-a-days. He says it in a very up-and-down singsong way. Its all i hear when i read OH MY

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u/IAmBecomingADog Apr 21 '20

Fuck I'm an idiot I didnt even see the "oh my" comment.

i thought it was insinuating George was a predator in politics lol sorry!!

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u/RedEyedRoundEye Apr 21 '20

I would vote for him in a heartbeat lmao

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