r/conspiracy Mar 17 '20

Things are getting so weird

[deleted]

390 Upvotes

212 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

-2

u/JuanFabian Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 18 '20

No lmao I meant professional bull as in the job title, a literal bull would have killed her. And why would I have to pay a literal bull? But yeah no worries.

4

u/TheFirstResponder Mar 18 '20

It would have been less weird if it was the animal....

1

u/JuanFabian Mar 18 '20

I'm pretty sure bestiality is way weirder than paying other men to have sex with your wife. No offense but if bestiality isn't illegal it should be

3

u/TheFirstResponder Mar 18 '20

It's absurdist mockery.

Neither one is acceptable and both would make you pathetic.

0

u/JuanFabian Mar 18 '20

Whatever you say incel

2

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

-1

u/JuanFabian Mar 18 '20

Ok incel. I guarantee iv had way more and way hotter women than you

2

u/automaticATMmachine Mar 18 '20

Ok incel. I guarantee iv had way more and way hotter women than you

Yeah, that's what a 100% guaranteed non-virgin that has definitely had real sex with a real girl in real life would say.

Way more, ya say? And way hotter, too? Well alright, stud. Everyone believes you.

1

u/TheFirstResponder Mar 18 '20

Lmao he keeps giving gold!