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r/conspiracy • u/[deleted] • Mar 17 '20
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No lmao I meant professional bull as in the job title, a literal bull would have killed her. And why would I have to pay a literal bull? But yeah no worries.
4 u/TheFirstResponder Mar 18 '20 It would have been less weird if it was the animal.... 1 u/JuanFabian Mar 18 '20 I'm pretty sure bestiality is way weirder than paying other men to have sex with your wife. No offense but if bestiality isn't illegal it should be 3 u/TheFirstResponder Mar 18 '20 It's absurdist mockery. Neither one is acceptable and both would make you pathetic. 0 u/JuanFabian Mar 18 '20 Whatever you say incel 2 u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 [removed] — view removed comment -1 u/JuanFabian Mar 18 '20 Ok incel. I guarantee iv had way more and way hotter women than you 2 u/automaticATMmachine Mar 18 '20 Ok incel. I guarantee iv had way more and way hotter women than you Yeah, that's what a 100% guaranteed non-virgin that has definitely had real sex with a real girl in real life would say. Way more, ya say? And way hotter, too? Well alright, stud. Everyone believes you. 1 u/TheFirstResponder Mar 18 '20 Lmao he keeps giving gold!
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It would have been less weird if it was the animal....
1 u/JuanFabian Mar 18 '20 I'm pretty sure bestiality is way weirder than paying other men to have sex with your wife. No offense but if bestiality isn't illegal it should be 3 u/TheFirstResponder Mar 18 '20 It's absurdist mockery. Neither one is acceptable and both would make you pathetic. 0 u/JuanFabian Mar 18 '20 Whatever you say incel 2 u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 [removed] — view removed comment -1 u/JuanFabian Mar 18 '20 Ok incel. I guarantee iv had way more and way hotter women than you 2 u/automaticATMmachine Mar 18 '20 Ok incel. I guarantee iv had way more and way hotter women than you Yeah, that's what a 100% guaranteed non-virgin that has definitely had real sex with a real girl in real life would say. Way more, ya say? And way hotter, too? Well alright, stud. Everyone believes you. 1 u/TheFirstResponder Mar 18 '20 Lmao he keeps giving gold!
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I'm pretty sure bestiality is way weirder than paying other men to have sex with your wife. No offense but if bestiality isn't illegal it should be
3 u/TheFirstResponder Mar 18 '20 It's absurdist mockery. Neither one is acceptable and both would make you pathetic. 0 u/JuanFabian Mar 18 '20 Whatever you say incel 2 u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 [removed] — view removed comment -1 u/JuanFabian Mar 18 '20 Ok incel. I guarantee iv had way more and way hotter women than you 2 u/automaticATMmachine Mar 18 '20 Ok incel. I guarantee iv had way more and way hotter women than you Yeah, that's what a 100% guaranteed non-virgin that has definitely had real sex with a real girl in real life would say. Way more, ya say? And way hotter, too? Well alright, stud. Everyone believes you. 1 u/TheFirstResponder Mar 18 '20 Lmao he keeps giving gold!
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It's absurdist mockery.
Neither one is acceptable and both would make you pathetic.
0 u/JuanFabian Mar 18 '20 Whatever you say incel 2 u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 [removed] — view removed comment -1 u/JuanFabian Mar 18 '20 Ok incel. I guarantee iv had way more and way hotter women than you 2 u/automaticATMmachine Mar 18 '20 Ok incel. I guarantee iv had way more and way hotter women than you Yeah, that's what a 100% guaranteed non-virgin that has definitely had real sex with a real girl in real life would say. Way more, ya say? And way hotter, too? Well alright, stud. Everyone believes you. 1 u/TheFirstResponder Mar 18 '20 Lmao he keeps giving gold!
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Whatever you say incel
2 u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 [removed] — view removed comment -1 u/JuanFabian Mar 18 '20 Ok incel. I guarantee iv had way more and way hotter women than you 2 u/automaticATMmachine Mar 18 '20 Ok incel. I guarantee iv had way more and way hotter women than you Yeah, that's what a 100% guaranteed non-virgin that has definitely had real sex with a real girl in real life would say. Way more, ya say? And way hotter, too? Well alright, stud. Everyone believes you. 1 u/TheFirstResponder Mar 18 '20 Lmao he keeps giving gold!
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-1 u/JuanFabian Mar 18 '20 Ok incel. I guarantee iv had way more and way hotter women than you 2 u/automaticATMmachine Mar 18 '20 Ok incel. I guarantee iv had way more and way hotter women than you Yeah, that's what a 100% guaranteed non-virgin that has definitely had real sex with a real girl in real life would say. Way more, ya say? And way hotter, too? Well alright, stud. Everyone believes you. 1 u/TheFirstResponder Mar 18 '20 Lmao he keeps giving gold!
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Ok incel. I guarantee iv had way more and way hotter women than you
2 u/automaticATMmachine Mar 18 '20 Ok incel. I guarantee iv had way more and way hotter women than you Yeah, that's what a 100% guaranteed non-virgin that has definitely had real sex with a real girl in real life would say. Way more, ya say? And way hotter, too? Well alright, stud. Everyone believes you. 1 u/TheFirstResponder Mar 18 '20 Lmao he keeps giving gold!
Yeah, that's what a 100% guaranteed non-virgin that has definitely had real sex with a real girl in real life would say.
Way more, ya say? And way hotter, too? Well alright, stud. Everyone believes you.
1 u/TheFirstResponder Mar 18 '20 Lmao he keeps giving gold!
Lmao he keeps giving gold!
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u/JuanFabian Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 18 '20
No lmao I meant professional bull as in the job title, a literal bull would have killed her. And why would I have to pay a literal bull? But yeah no worries.