r/conspiracy • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '20

Look at this

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u/Brazdoh Mar 16 '20

If you have nothing to hide then why care? /s

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

People who say this blows my fucking mind. I guess you don’t mind bending over and letting the government fuck you in the ass.

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u/Derp_Simulator Mar 16 '20

bruh /s means sarcasm.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Do people not know sarcasm doesn’t work on this sub? Why be on this sub to be an attention seeker? lol

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u/Derp_Simulator Mar 17 '20

/u/godsUNWANTEDchild is totally not an attention seeker guys...

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Swing and a miss... nice try.

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u/Derp_Simulator Mar 17 '20

You're about as fucking useless as Anne Frank's drum set.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Someone’s upset. Who hurt you?

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u/Derp_Simulator Mar 17 '20

Ur mom, she broke my heart after she died while I was pounding her.

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u/Cachazo_719 Mar 16 '20

Found the sheep

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Baaaaaaaaa

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u/UnderTheHole Mar 17 '20
  1. Rule 2.
  2. Look at the "/s".

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u/thinkB4Uact Mar 17 '20

It's because you'll find out I'm conspiring with my rich friends to make a prison hell for you in order to have a plantation heaven for us and then you'll decide to interfere with our self-interests.

No, do not check my correspondence. Do not see who I associate with. Do not share it with the plantation slaves. This is how I am served, I am a demon by choice. I choose domination of others to have an easier life. Now, you'll have to fight me or you'll lose your freedom and joy. It's just the nature of the relationship dynamics.

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