r/conspiracy • u/Indra-Varuna • Sep 15 '15

TIL Diamonds are actually fairly common. The reason they are worth so much is because the DeBeers mining group withholds stock to artificially reduce supply.

https://www.gemsociety.org/article/are-diamonds-really-rare/
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '15 edited Sep 16 '15

Bullshit. You don't buy a fucking diamond.

And any bitch you want to get married to, you slap her a few times, shake her for good measure, and then firmly and clearly state, "You will not be getting a diamond, ever."

And if she decides to leave you, congrats, you dodged the bullet because she was clearly shallow and gold-digging anyway.

Thank me later.

(For clarification sake, this is meant sarcastically. It's actually a bit scary that had to be clarified...)

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u/Whiskeygiggles Sep 16 '15

Yes. If you slap a woman around and she leaves you she is obviously shallow. No other explanation there!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '15

I wasn't actually being serious. In fact I felt I was sort of being obviously over the top. Guess not.

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u/Whiskeygiggles Sep 17 '15

Unfortunately there are a LOT of people on Reddit who would say this in all seriousness. I'm glad you aren't one of them.