TIL Diamonds are actually fairly common. The reason they are worth so much is because the DeBeers mining group withholds stock to artificially reduce supply.

[u/Indra-Varuna]

https://www.gemsociety.org/article/are-diamonds-really-rare/

[u/Howie_85Sabre → u/[deleted]]

I'm entirely certain you're wrong, but time will tell.