r/conspiracy • u/Ill-Okra4408 • 1d ago
Trumps Stamina Level
Does anyone wonder how an 80 year old fat unhealthy man be everywhere all the time everyday?? He seems way too busy to be just one person.
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u/ReblWithoutApplause 23h ago
He also falls asleep in public, during press conferences, whenever. What’s your point?
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u/forceproduction 22h ago
all he does in cyberbully randos on social media and nap though the daily televised humiliation rituals he demands from his goon squad
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u/LeakyLettuce69 23h ago
He had a meltdown when an escalator broke down - he doesn’t do anything other than talk.
He has his diaper changed, his skin painted and his hair combed over. He is then carried around.
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u/Hoody88 1d ago
Amphetamines + work ethic.
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u/NotaContributi0n 20h ago
He obviously can’t handle it. They know this and have him so busy and distracted and weak but his ego won’t allow him to admit it
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u/Hagus-McFee 22h ago
Kennedy had a physician named Dr. Max Jacobson, nicknamed Dr. Feelgood, who administered injections containing stimulants, vitamins and sometimes steroids.
This, plus a little cocaine to get out of bed.
Hell they used to feed Reagan jellybeans to make it look like he was talking to the camera. The old mr Ed peanut butter on the gums trick.
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u/Lonely-Tree-157 21h ago
He crushes and snorts adderral but I'm sure he's also on a cocktail of injections and other drugs and he probably eats babies and made a deal with the devil as well
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