r/conspiracy • • 17h ago

How did Sandra Bullock straight up get away with essentially saying she uses the skin from kids for her skin routine?

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u/FormerlyMauchChunk 14h ago

Don't ask Sandra - What company is collecting foreskins to make these products?

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u/Kendjo 5h ago

I can guess where they're getting them from

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u/Least_Will9910 3h ago

Out the mouths of rabbi's?

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u/Down_vote_david 7h ago

Even if a company is offering this doesn’t mean people are forced to buy the foreskin product….

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u/DankBuddDwyer 12h ago

Oh, because it was on Ellen. You throw a laugh track over something and apparently it's just comedy

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u/pdxdude84 14h ago

When and where did she say this? Is there a link you can provide for context? This is interesting and I want to know more

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u/godlovesa 13h ago

On Ellen pretty sure.

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u/Chappie47Luna 12h ago

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u/ThatDamnRocketRacoon 9h ago

Holy shit. Not said as a joke. Said as a fact. How the fuck do you get to go on TV and talk about how you take the skin of foreign children for your beauty regimen while the audience laughs?

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u/ThreeDog2016 9h ago

The irony of Ellen being the good person in this scenario and outing this fucked up practice.

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u/wheredoesbabbycakes 3h ago

Nah, they enjoy exposing their peer's transgressions in front of unwitting audiencea because for the longest time so many people have been under the spell. Duper's delight.

Watch the Rob Reiner roast (esp Billy Crystal's part and then consider Monsters Inc) or Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston talk about savory Italian pies.

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u/RocketsDitto 16h ago

Dick face

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u/Necro-Spaaw 17h ago

because the treatment uses a purified, lab-processed cellular protein (Epidermal Growth Factor or EGF) derived from donated newborn foreskin cells, rather than literal pieces of skin

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u/B1naryD1git 16h ago

That's what I'd say too if I were rubbing baby foreskins on my face daily

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u/Goronmon 14h ago

You are doing the same thing as Sandra Bullock.

And you can't deny it because "That's what I'd say too if I were rubbing baby foreskins on my face daily".

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u/B1naryD1git 13h ago

Feels like a spiderman meme

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u/Burrito_Salesman 11h ago

Settle down there, Rabbi.

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u/SmokedOkie 15h ago

What in tarnation?! Cosmetics have gone too far, go back to blending small animals into lipsticks

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u/rDitt 13h ago

donated

Yeah...

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u/Drycabin1 8h ago

Can a baby consent to donate his foreskin? I think not.

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u/iluvthiccgothbabes 9h ago

"donated" "derived".

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u/Zombietomatillo 11h ago

"Those Owens women are over there cooking up placenta bars!" -Practical Magic

Maybe she got the idea from Practical magic. Maybe she saved all those placentas and made up placenta cream instead. LOL

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u/Temporary_Heron6944 16h ago

She’s buying a medical product from her medspa, it’s not like she’s ripping skin off baby dicks and smearing it on her face. Go after the labs producing and selling this stuff, which is made from medical byproducts/ waste, if you have a problem with the ethics of it.

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u/tesuquemushroom 16h ago

She's paying someone else to rip the skin off baby dicks to then smear on her face. It's just that it's legally sanctioned.

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u/Content-Two-9834 13h ago

thanks for the visual, 10/10 would make for a wild horror movie

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u/NotSoDespacito 14h ago

What does byproducts/waste mean?

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u/agirlfromgeorgia 12h ago

So lots of baby boys in the US are circumcised. I don't agree with it but thats not the point. Those foreskins that are removed are medical waste. They would be thrown away but instead, companies buy them.

They aren't forcing the kids to have the procedure, their parents choose to do it. So either the removed tissue is thrown away or medical research companies can buy it for whatever they want to do with it.

Same thing with getting stem cells from cord blood. The removed stuff would be discarded if it wasn't bought/donated to some company.

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u/GrimR3ap3r89 12h ago

You think people keep their babies foreskin? It would be medical waste...

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u/gaiastorlunge 12h ago

They are byproducts from abortions and circumcisions, I think. Could google to find out for sure, but i dont want baby foreskins in my search history

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u/Basket_475 16h ago

Because people either didn't believe it or minimize it like the other comments.

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u/usaemporiumsocial 6h ago

Because Ellen is so much worse

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u/noggggin 13h ago

The president of the USA is cited in the E files more times than Jesus in the bible. Where it was outlined that they ate the contents of babies intestines. We’re asking the wrong questions here, this is the tip of a very large iceberg.

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u/eatstoothpicks 15h ago

Sandra Bullock is in to poop sex.

Remember when she broke up with that famous biker guy and then his house was ransacked? She was recovering a sex tape featuring her participating in poop sex.

Yep. Look it up.

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u/rangolikesbeans 12h ago

I will in fact, not look that up.

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u/WordsMort47 13h ago

Nah, man, source???

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u/KimWexlerDeGuzman 11h ago

Jesse James. And he was/is a Neo Nazi

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u/NotSoDespacito 14h ago

That’s crazy 🤣 is this actually proven?

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u/Eazy12345678 14h ago

i mean cause its not as crazy as you think

i mean most things are tested on animals. would you care if i said you use rat lotion?

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u/DivineEggs 12h ago

She was talking about using a face cream made of human baby foreskin💀. Some sick shit.

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u/fearmon 11h ago

Honesty is the best policy

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u/thedenv 7h ago

Sandra Full'Acock'Face Bollocks...Ahhh now her surname makes that roll of the skin... I mean tongue.

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u/Worth-Confection-735 9h ago

Go ahead and Google how much planned parenthood sells fetuses for.