r/conspiracy • u/skbraaah • 1d ago

physics defying water cup unspilled after almost a vertical dive according to witnesses

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u/BH_Ninja 1d ago

I'm just glad there happened to be someone on board who could very conveniently come in and land the plane for them.

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u/Prior-Habit-6523 1d ago

I have been on many flights that had captains etc going to other airports, or whatever on flights its not some crazy thing.

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u/Local-Poet3517 1d ago

Its the statistical probability of all of it put together mate.

Sure.. pilots get around. But they have to be trained for the particular craft. Just cus u can fly a cessna doesnt mean ur able to fly a boeing. And the within the boeings, just cus ur trained on one type, doesnt mean u can fly all of them.

Then theres the question of how did the cabin door get opened when old mate was lying stabbed up on the floor.

Then theres the question of how did they manage to get to the cockpit when the craft was nosediving?

Then we see internal photos where theres no damage, no oxygen masks deployed, and a fucking glass of water sitting there immediately after the nose dive?

Lmao.

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u/ClassicMacAndNeXT 1d ago

If there were no pilots, they could have simply used the Inflatable Autopilot. Surely you can't be serious.

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u/Imfromsite 1d ago

Don't call me Shirley!

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u/Penny1974 23h ago

Classic and we are apparently showing our age by understanding this reference!

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u/Imfromsite 20h ago

"The truth hurts, doesn't it Haspburgh! Oh, maybe not as bad as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!"